Things used to be simpler

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• JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a trans man, it’s definitely penis.

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  • patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a trans woman, it’s definitely penis.

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    • Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As a nonbinary, it’s definitely penis.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    different trans man here, it’s not the penis, i’m fine with my bottom bits,

    but i’d still like that cocaine please, maybe this stimulant would actually wake me up instead of making me sleepy >:|

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Penis or wanting to fuck your mom.

  The duality of man.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whatever, just give me booger sugar

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• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Freud: I can prescribe a mother if you don’t already have one available.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can I have Freud’s mom? I heard she was smokin’ hot.

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Strippers’ asses seem to work well

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• kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  it’s a simple Freudian slip; you mean one thing but say a mother

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There are some notable side effects, but do not discount the power of cocaine.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There is no downside to cocaine, period. If you have a chance to try it, I strongly recommend it.

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    • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The chemicals they cut it with will melt your nose cartilage with long term use and if you have an undiagnosed heart condition… you’re gonna find out about it.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Me, fucking around: Absolutely no downside

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Have you been thinking about fucking your mother?

  No!

  Oh, so you’re all about daddy’s cock.

  …

  …

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• Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A lot of modern problems can actually be blamed on Freud’s nephew, Edward Bernays.

  an Austrian-American pioneer in the field of public relations and propaganda, referred to in his obituary as “the father of public relations”. While credited with advancing the profession of public relations, his techniques have been criticized for manipulating public opinion, often in ways that undermined individual autonomy and democratic values.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s a missed opportunity for a dad joke in the first panel.

  “I’m depressed”
  “Hi Depressed, I’m Freud”

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lacks penis tho…

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• chunes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now try looking at a math textbook from a hundred years ago

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