I wish I knew this when I was starting out:
- write grant proposals instead of articles
- use the winning grants to support grad students
- get the grad students to do the research and writing which motivate new grant proposals
- keep writing grant proposals until the entire world is either your grad students, or people funding your research
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
What about, y’know, doing the actual research you’re supposed to be writing about?
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 days ago
Just ask chatgpt to do that.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
And why write 4000 words that makes sense every day when the LLM can hallucinate 120 papers every day.
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
The data is left as an exercise to the reader.
If it worked for Grandpas Bible then it can work here too!
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Could be a mathmatician writing about numbers and such.
NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
We still do research and have lots of work to do before a paper even begins lol