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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How old are you all? 

    Because that’s how many years he’s been waiting to drop that joke 

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The dad joke to end all dad jokes.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It devestated his children’s confidence so much that they were all the last of his bloodline, thus ending all further dads and dad jokes in that family.

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    • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He didn’t go quite that far but that’d be one way to definitively end it.

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  • AshMan85@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Savage

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now he has made 4 dad jokes.

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  • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope you all bowed down before the master.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “The children of clowns are always jokes”

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sick burrrrrnnnnn

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn more like a dad roast than a dad joke

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dad burn is a bad burn

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Takes one to make one!”

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  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    His wife must really like dad jokes…

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