Dad jokes

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How old are you all? 

  Because that’s how many years he’s been waiting to drop that joke 

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The dad joke to end all dad jokes.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It devestated his children’s confidence so much that they were all the last of his bloodline, thus ending all further dads and dad jokes in that family.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One dad to rule them all

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This guaranteeing the sickest dad joke burn of his entire bloodline.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He didn’t go quite that far but that’d be one way to definitively end it.

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• AshMan85@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Savage

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• Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope you all bowed down before the master.

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now he has made 4 dad jokes.

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “The children of clowns are always jokes”

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why censor out the writer’s username?

  Screenshot of the same tweet posted by OP, but the author’s name hasn’t been crossed out.

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sick burrrrrnnnnn

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• ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My Dad used to make jokes like this when I was still a kid and it destroyed my self-esteem. Waiting until they’re adults is important.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn more like a dad roast than a dad joke

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dad burn is a bad burn

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The resl joke is that the dad has 4 kids.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Takes one to make one!”

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• JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s been sitting on that joke for at least three lifetimes.

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• FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  His wife must really like dad jokes…

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• HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He really only has two kids so joke’s on him.

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