How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?
Industrial Strength Shitpost
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m just guessing, but I’m betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it’d work loose like superglue does.
fullsquare@awful.systems 2 months ago
at least he didn’t say he “fell on it” and it was totally an accident
LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone else gave a link to it:
anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298
You’re right it was crazy to read. It’s wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn’t get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I’m not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that’s not gonna fucking kill you.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier??!
I’ve got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
- <you should read this one in Badge 502’s voice>NO!
with those disclaimers… I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn’t think it all the way through. I’m not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else… but that’s my guess.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s actually pretty clever. I mean it’s totally stupid, but I could see a world where that makes sense.
muhyb@programming.dev 2 months ago
Yes.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
If someone is searching for that paper, here you go
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 1 month ago
“Self-administered hydrofluoric acid enema”…
Well that’s enough reading for today.
LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you! I like reading bizarre stuff sometimes and this sounds crazy. Another commenter said the paper was comedy gold so let’s see what it’s all about.
AlyxMS@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Fascinating read, thanks for the link.
Never written stuff like this before, having to write “did a search with the name on it” as “A general Internet search using just the company name and the product code number was performed” got a chuckle out of me.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh
Oh no
Uncured resin up the ass is definitely gonna give you ass cancer
deltapi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well they removed all the parts of him he filled with resin and just joined it back up after. So…skipped the waiting for cancer step?
korendian@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
[deleted]DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
There are almost always two answers:
- a) custom buttplug
- b) exothermic reaction
- source: I worked in an emergency room during training.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Monkey see, monkey do!
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
That’s why you should always do butt casts only with a condom, or when you’re dead. Nobody cares if you’re dead. Just pour the stuff, let it cure and rip it out quick. No issues if you’re dead already. Or you can buy a copy of a butt cast from someone who’s dead already. Keep it safe guys! Keep it safe!
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Where can I buy dead peoples’ butt casts?
Asking for a friend. In Minecraft.MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why…why are people wanting casts of butts??
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 month ago
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
The great for not question the reasons of butt casters. We simply enable it!
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Nobody cares if you’re dead” is a very sad statement. Hopefully my wife and kid would at least notice.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
So you would benefit from the condom option for but casting without the painful side effects or death option.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Notice? They’re the ones putting it on craigslist
kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
sigh* scientist really do anything to get published these days
_NetNomad@fedia.io 1 month ago
god, the only thing worse than going to the ER with a glued butthole is getting there and seeing the "i feel a paper coming on" look in the doctor's eyes
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bonus@mander.xyz 1 month ago
WandowsVista@lemmy.world 2 months ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I always wondered what the set up for that joke was.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The opportunities to use it are fairly rare, but always rewarding