This kills the gator
Do what one must!
Submitted 2 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 months ago
The what?
I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I’ve never heard of no “real” gatorade
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its joke referring to the casualties of the cola wars including the ban of Sassafras previously used in Root Beer.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You mean the cola wars in the 80s? Like when people gave a shit about Coke vs Pepsi? Because tv commercials told us this was important?
Gatorade has certainly been back on the shelves since then.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We should care about it because the companies lobbied to take legal action against competition and almost monopolized soft drinks in the USA.
It’s the reason Sassafras is illegal as a food additive in the USA, so all US root beer is fake now.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Gatorade must flow…
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I always wondered what Gatorade was made out of.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always wondered what Lemonade was made out of
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Can anyone suggest a good brand of Gator juicer? Mine isn’t cutting it these days.
halvar@lemy.lol 2 months ago
poor gata
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 months ago
Please do not the gators. :(
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Too late :(
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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