You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
Do what one must!
Submitted 12 hours ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 59 minutes ago
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 hours ago
Please do not the gators. :(
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Too late :(
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
This kills the gator
taiyang@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
Rooster326@programming.dev 8 hours ago
The what?
I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I’ve never heard of no “real” gatorade
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Its joke referring to the casualties of the cola wars including the ban of Sassafras previously used in Root Beer.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
You mean the cola wars in the 80s? Like when people gave a shit about Coke vs Pepsi? Because tv commercials told us this was important?
Gatorade has certainly been back on the shelves since then.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
We should care about it because the companies lobbied to take legal action against competition and almost monopolized soft drinks in the USA.
It’s the reason Sassafras is illegal as a food additive in the USA, so all US root beer is fake now.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
I always wondered what Gatorade was made out of.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
halvar@lemy.lol 24 minutes ago
poor gata