This kills the gator
Do what one must!
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
The what?
I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I’ve never heard of no “real” gatorade
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Its joke referring to the casualties of the cola wars including the ban of Sassafras previously used in Root Beer.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You mean the cola wars in the 80s? Like when people gave a shit about Coke vs Pepsi? Because tv commercials told us this was important?
Gatorade has certainly been back on the shelves since then.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We should care about it because the companies lobbied to take legal action against competition and almost monopolized soft drinks in the USA.
It’s the reason Sassafras is illegal as a food additive in the USA, so all US root beer is fake now.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Gatorade must flow…
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I always wondered what Gatorade was made out of.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I always wondered what Lemonade was made out of
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
ttyybb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Can anyone suggest a good brand of Gator juicer? Mine isn’t cutting it these days.
halvar@lemy.lol 1 month ago
poor gata
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 month ago
Please do not the gators. :(
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Too late :(
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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