I’d be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly…
Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dragonflies are likely to be with the mantids at the “we will rip your head off if we like you, you don’t want to know what we do to our enemies” table.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I imagine dragonflies as the “enforcer nerd”; they hang with the weird kids as both companions and security.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.
Butterbee@beehaw.org 1 month ago
I’m already sitting with the bees
j4k3@piefed.world 1 month ago
Sweet girl kisses, and hope I stay on their good side. Plus they kinda look like flying sports bikes.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
i don’t think one table is going to be enough for the beetles
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Where’s the wasp table!?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are doing meth in the toilets
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
In the Control Center, making sure to nuke them from space. I know these are all statistically not aggressive, but I just can’t shake the instinctive impulse to eradicate them…
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Bees or moth, chance of dying is significantly smaller compare to the rest of the group.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Mantids. I just think they’re neat!
booty@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Fuck, that’s a hard choice. I’m either sitting with moth gang or spider gang, but the bees are a great choice too.
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
Spider gang, no doubt
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
But next to the jumping spiders, they’re the only ones who can hold a good conversation and maintain proper directed eye contact.
patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Spiderphilic freak
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where’s the lightning bug table?
woodenghost@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Moths, they’re cool and cute.
RoabeArt@hexbear.net 1 month ago
phaedrus@piefed.world 1 month ago
No spood lovers in here?! I could watch those Darth Maul lookin’ mofos all day long.
Also love the joros ‘cause they eat that which I despise the most: the brown marmorated stink bug.
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Covered in bees! Hopefully Eddie Izzard will show up and tell some jokes.
Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 1 month ago
With the mantids and wondering where the phasmids are.
anakin78z@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As a person from a sensible country without praying mantis running freely around outside in nature, this has very much changed my opinion on them!
anakin78z@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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Truly they’re not scary in person. They’re very gentle when they crawl on you. They’re very good at camouflaging in bushes, so it’s a fun activity to look for them.