Winding down my day off the right way

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

  Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank god it’s an acer and not a good computer

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This infuriates me more than it should.

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  • MelonYellow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!

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    • teddy2021@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s an acer. It wasn’t in for a good life.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not that much. Just enough to keep the keys lubed up and working well for years of service.

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t worry about the grease, that’s what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.

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• Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What in the war crime!

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You people that put food on your keyboards are monsters. There. I said it.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  You want keyboard mold!

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  • Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Lenovo Stinkpad

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do! That looks incredible. 🤩

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  • tuhriel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What…why…how?

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• LittleBorat3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope that’s your work laptop…

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s just my regular laptop, running Golden Arch Linux.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is unacceptable. Why aren’t you having cereal like a normal person?

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It’s a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Open sauce and computer chips, what’s not to love

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• Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  oh man, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You’re so close, I promise it’s worth it!

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• famijoku@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  acer laptop, nothing of value was lost

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hello? human rights department?

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• certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Disgusting… now I want fries

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