It’s easier when you aren’t getting dicked or licked while doing it. Not as much fun, but easier.
Happens everytime
Submitted 2 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
zephiriz@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Anyone know where this is from, for um research reason? Got to make sure they are doing it right. Wouldn’t want them to pull a muscle.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Weird, no ai model recognized this, they pirated petabytes of porn for what, then?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Clearly an appropriated ‘wrong hole’ meme…
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
i think it’s Japanese porn
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Fitted sheets are an abomination. They don’t fit and they don’t even fold nicely.
Just buy a massive flat sheet and tuck that shit under. Egyptian cotton preferably.
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
but then when i spin in bed like a rotisserie chicken it all comes off :(
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ah yes, it’s becoming clear to me that fitted sheets were designed for sexually active people & active sleepers.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I experienced that fitted sheet torment yesterday. Would’ve rather been getting railed.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The amount of horny because of some pixels and a joke is too much
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is this the same lady that gets stuck in the washing machine?
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 days ago
No she’s some other girl that likes to eat other people’s popcorn.
Skyline969@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Do people actually struggle to put on a fitted sheet? Find one of the seams on the underside. Hold that, find two more. Determine the long side. Line up the seams to the corners of the mattress. Sheet goes right on.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 days ago
They use the wrong size for the mattress
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Buy deeper sheets, give yourself some extra fabric to work with
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
nah, happens even if your sheets are custom made
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
If your headboard is big/fluffy enough so that it contacts the mattress it’s guaranteed to be a pain in the ass imo. Also a pain if you have a mattress protector or some other layer of different texture.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Bend the mattress up, hook it on, do the same on the other side and then kinda tuck it all back down to stop it pulling up again.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 day ago
If only you had this much energy while posting on Lemmy NSFW
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lmao who washes their sheets
MattW03@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Keep pushing ✊️
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I guess get off the damn bed is not a considered option?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’ve got to really manhandle that last mattress corner. Really rough it up and bend it into shape.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Then you refuse to fully law down to sleep because the slightest wrong movement will ruin the sheet forcing you to do this again in the morning.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 days ago
“Oh god, oh fuck” - clearly someone struggling to put on a fitted sheet
Klear@quokk.au 2 days ago
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
We can’t have an unlabeled venn diagram, come on, what’s on the other side?