I could make bread right now. But I just want to eat bread right now. I don’t wanna wait for it to rise and cook 😩
Best meal ever
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Swaus01@piefed.social 10 months ago
I guarantee you will still want to eat some bread later, and you’ll even thank your past self for making the bread
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As an USAmerican. The absolute travesty that we sell in the grocery store is one of the worst crimes against humanity.
I want to live in world where we’re all walking distance from a bakery that makes real bread daily.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, I’m also from the US and my grocery store sells pretty solid breads. I also have solid French and Italian bakeries walking distance from my house. I also live in the suburbs.
Some people only have Dollar General.
US very big and very varied. So I’m from Jersey, if that helps, because I think it’s important to be specific. We have great bread, great bagels, great pizza and for this I am very thankful.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
do your grocery stores not all have bakeries in house, too?
like, I get that Walmart and the like can price out local bakeries, and then sell you shit “fresh” bread instead once they’ve forced the local small businesses to close. but it’s better than the stuff that never moulds, yeah?
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1st world problems
StillAlive@piefed.world 10 months ago
Do you think people in other countries make their own bread? 🤨
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bread remains one of the cheapest foods. Get some frozen bread, rinse it quickly with water, then bake it.
As good as fresh, dirt cheap, and you don’t have to bake.
69420@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…then bake it.
…
…you don’t have to bake.
🤔
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dunno where you’re at but Trader Joe’s sells these half-baked breads, so you just pop it in the oven and bring it over the finish line. They’re honestly not half bad, and you get freshly baked bread.
DonEladio@feddit.org 10 months ago
Bread 👍
9point6@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks for the meal inspo OP
I think I’ll go and make this right now
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
And then for some of us, our bodies are like, “lol you’ve had enough of this. Now even just crumbs will fuck you up for a week or more.” It was a good run.
RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
F for respects (seriously, hope i never feel your pain, have known some with it too)
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
What, garlic bread?
ohlaph@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love dipping that in some Zatar dip. I basically add a bit of olive oild to a small dish, then salt to taste a bunch of zatar, mix then dip away!!!
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I just made some homemade butter by accident and it fucking slaps so hard
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No wonder. You slapped it first to get butter. SCNR
But for real. Fresh homemade food usually tastes better than store-bought food.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Slapping cream into butter is some karate kid shit
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
More like about 10,000 years ago when humans started farming and agriculture to grow crops at scale to make bread … then at about the same time they domesticated cows in order to harvest milk and figure out how to make and store butter.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The earliest known bread recipe dates back approximately 14,500 years, discovered in a stone fireplace at a site in northeastern Jordan, where charred remains of a pita-like flatbread were found.
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
Man, it must have been hella stale by then.
TeNppa@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
And “only” 5000 years if you count when people started using yeast for bread production, since the bread ain’t the same without yeast.
NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Flour + water = hardtack
Flour + water + yeast = bread
Flour + water + yeast + butter = toast
Flour + water + yeast + butter + sugar = muffin
Flour + water + yeast + butter + sugar + eggs = cake
Flour + water + yeast + butter + sugar + eggs + chocolate = brownie
Flour + water + yeast + butter + sugar + eggs + chocolate + cream = cupcake
affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 months ago
It’s pretty hard not to use yeast. It’s everywhere and if you wait long it enough it’ll start to ferment. Look at what some Orthodox Jews go through to make unleavened bread.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
There are plenty of bread without yeast.
ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We gatekeeping bread now?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I know this, and you know this. Shh. Don’t ruin the meme
Rothe@piefed.social 10 months ago
Pre-agricultural humans did still have access to flour and milk though.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But what did they milk to make butter?