Contents of Queen's Purse

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• derry@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where’s the tic-tacs

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    slips you one of these:

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    and then one of these:

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rolling with the queen sounds like a nightmare lol

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don’t see a coke spoon in ther.

  but I’m glad to see she’s carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats very responsible.

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  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s an fn 5-7 made in Belgium

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thought it was a S&W Shield EZ, but I’m sure you’re right. An EZ would be a better choice for an elderly woman who may struggle with the slide! :)

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• PodPerson@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No Saddam?

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where is the bottle of gin?

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember a documentary about the Queens guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What would you ever need that for if you never go out in public unaccompanied? It’s not like the royal palace has vending machines

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• somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there

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  • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She lost that some time in August 2022 I think. Put it in a “safe place”

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Surprised she wouldn’t be rocking the Webely.

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She keeps that thang on her.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure Prince Phillip is dead.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just like her.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what do you think this is chess?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Queen’s Gsmbit, indeed.

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Being prepared is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.

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• Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.

  Also, where’s the coke?

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, this is how you know it’s fake. She’s the type for a pre-PP Walther. She’d also carry it in a case, because that’s what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there’s no reason for her to carry the coke, it’s served on a silver platter on demand.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you gotta bug out and go on the lam, American cash is going to be your most liquid currency.

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• DataDisrupter@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She’d never drive around in a Mercedes.

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  • themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah that’s some Pope shit to do

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Severed shrunken head of an African child

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To throw at disloyal citizens

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Andrew’s phone number, alongside the knowledge she was fully aware of what he was up too.

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• IndridCold@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This must be from after the crown jewels were stolen.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d expect a wrench and screwdriver or two. At least she knew how to use them.

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