They have also removed a bottle of booze off my deliveroo order, so you all can have an extra for me. >:(
i hate myself and i want to die lol
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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perishthethought@piefed.social 2 months ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Das rite .
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Congrats!!! You did it! That’s awesome!!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I tried anyway.
negativenull@piefed.world 2 months ago
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 2 months ago
What’s the thesis topic?
The folding of Thorn Displays in Monroe? Doesn’t make sense to me
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 months ago
Good luck I hope its well received and contains no em dashes.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Lmao there’s definitely some llm placeholder captions they’ll have to forgive me on.
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 months ago
Ah, in that case I hope you have your current degrees rescinded.
ftbd@feddit.org 2 months ago
What do you mean, I use them all the time
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Don’t you mean you use th— all the time?
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 months ago
AI uses the Em dash at an extremely high frequency compared to a normal human, because it's common in literature before the age of computers for writing documents and the AI are trained on literature.
Deconceptualist@leminal.space 2 months ago
This is a precursor to defending your thesis, right? I don’t mean to discourage, I’ve just been away from academia for a few too many years and my memory is getting rusty on the order of operations.
Regardless, it’s a massive milestone and I commend your commitment to humanity’s knowledge in the strongest possible terms.
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
In most places the defense is kind of just a formality. It’s an important part of the ritual and the process, it’s important to present your work, but nobody should be submitting unless they’re definitely going to pass the defense, or else their supervisor has really failed them
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
My thesis is still in a next to finished draft state but I am a perfectionist who ran out of time so my boss was like, just fix it for the post defence submission.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Hell yeah! What’s your research about?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Eq0@literature.cafe 2 months ago
I love how you summed up at least 75% of science. I’m in this picture and… I have mixed feelings!
Just because I’m a pedantic little academic: if you know how your data is crap, you can make an extra shiny model that doesn’t give only crap outputs
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Howling
404@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
AND logic?
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 months ago
Hell yeah! Now go get blackout drunk
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Working on it.
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Congrats! Best of luck on whatever the next step is.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’ll soon be free!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Pls release me
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Huge fucking congratulations!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I’m so lost lol
halvar@lemy.lol 2 months ago
should only take three years after this
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
cries that I have to now turn these into papers
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that’s not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Bruh, my MSc was no new data for this site, this nearly killed me lol.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Good shit, king. We’re proud of you
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Good shit, queen. We’re proud of you
spinne@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Congratulations!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Ty boo
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Congrats!
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 months ago
oh, bravo
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Excellent! You can be proud of your accomplishment. Make sure to connect with loved ones and to find a time-consuming hobby in order to avoid the post-thesis depression.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
lmao I have so much work to do now. it never ends!!
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Congratulations! I’m so impressed by your work and meme ethic!
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
As seen a very important Manuscript
RacerX@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Congrats!
howler@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We are proud of you!!! Congrats!!
Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 months ago
You know what this means right?
PhD-level means from Dr. Smartypants!
TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 months ago
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 2 months ago
Congratulations because this sounds big not because I understand what a PhD thesis is. Sounds smart asf tho
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
It’s a training program for how to do research properly. Basically an apprenticeship. Your thesis is your first output and usually done with blood, sweat and tears.
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 2 months ago
Can I ask what ur PhD is gonna be about?
pseudo@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I come back to say congratulations once again, because what you did was amazing! Congratulations!! Tell us we we can start to call you Dr.Fossilesque :-)
Sal@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Woah! Congratulations!!! 🥳 🎉
underscore_@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Well done, what a fantastic achievement! Don’t let the self doubt gremlins in you did awesome getting here, congrats!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
🎉🎉🎉
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Congrats! What did you write your thesis on?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
How people have been fucking up nature for 10k years lmao.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Save the Wooly Mammoth before it’s too late!
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I look forward to the meme translation of your thesis
Eq0@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Didn’t we likely play a significant role in the extinction of megafauna all over the world much sooner than that?
Amazing topic!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Too bad there won’t be anyone left alive to remember your hard work. But thanks, still.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I hope you’re an archaeologist and not a paleontologist.
Otherwise we got beef
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Seems like an easy subject. Just saying.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 months ago
This is an exciting pitch, and an ominous one too.