They have also removed a bottle of booze off my deliveroo order, so you all can have an extra for me. >:(
i hate myself and i want to die lol
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perishthethought@piefed.social 1 month ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Das rite .
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Congrats!!! You did it! That’s awesome!!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I tried anyway.
negativenull@piefed.world 1 month ago
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 1 month ago
What’s the thesis topic?
The folding of Thorn Displays in Monroe? Doesn’t make sense to me
finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 month ago
Good luck I hope its well received and contains no em dashes.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Lmao there’s definitely some llm placeholder captions they’ll have to forgive me on.
finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 month ago
Ah, in that case I hope you have your current degrees rescinded.
ftbd@feddit.org 1 month ago
What do you mean, I use them all the time
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Don’t you mean you use th— all the time?
finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 month ago
AI uses the Em dash at an extremely high frequency compared to a normal human, because it's common in literature before the age of computers for writing documents and the AI are trained on literature.
Deconceptualist@leminal.space 1 month ago
This is a precursor to defending your thesis, right? I don’t mean to discourage, I’ve just been away from academia for a few too many years and my memory is getting rusty on the order of operations.
Regardless, it’s a massive milestone and I commend your commitment to humanity’s knowledge in the strongest possible terms.
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
In most places the defense is kind of just a formality. It’s an important part of the ritual and the process, it’s important to present your work, but nobody should be submitting unless they’re definitely going to pass the defense, or else their supervisor has really failed them
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
My thesis is still in a next to finished draft state but I am a perfectionist who ran out of time so my boss was like, just fix it for the post defence submission.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Hell yeah! What’s your research about?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 month ago
I love how you summed up at least 75% of science. I’m in this picture and… I have mixed feelings!
Just because I’m a pedantic little academic: if you know how your data is crap, you can make an extra shiny model that doesn’t give only crap outputs
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Howling
404@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
AND logic?
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 1 month ago
Hell yeah! Now go get blackout drunk
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Working on it.
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Congrats! Best of luck on whatever the next step is.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’ll soon be free!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Pls release me
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Huge fucking congratulations!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I’m so lost lol
halvar@lemy.lol 1 month ago
should only take three years after this
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
cries that I have to now turn these into papers
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that’s not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Bruh, my MSc was no new data for this site, this nearly killed me lol.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Good shit, king. We’re proud of you
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Good shit, queen. We’re proud of you
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Congrats!
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 month ago
oh, bravo
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Excellent! You can be proud of your accomplishment. Make sure to connect with loved ones and to find a time-consuming hobby in order to avoid the post-thesis depression.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
lmao I have so much work to do now. it never ends!!
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Congratulations! I’m so impressed by your work and meme ethic!
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
As seen a very important Manuscript
RacerX@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Congrats!
howler@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
We are proud of you!!! Congrats!!
Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 month ago
You know what this means right?
PhD-level means from Dr. Smartypants!
TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 month ago
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 1 month ago
Congratulations because this sounds big not because I understand what a PhD thesis is. Sounds smart asf tho
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
It’s a training program for how to do research properly. Basically an apprenticeship. Your thesis is your first output and usually done with blood, sweat and tears.
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 1 month ago
Can I ask what ur PhD is gonna be about?
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I come back to say congratulations once again, because what you did was amazing! Congratulations!! Tell us we we can start to call you Dr.Fossilesque :-)
Sal@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Woah! Congratulations!!! 🥳 🎉
underscore_@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Well done, what a fantastic achievement! Don’t let the self doubt gremlins in you did awesome getting here, congrats!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 month ago
🎉🎉🎉
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Congrats! What did you write your thesis on?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
How people have been fucking up nature for 10k years lmao.
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Save the Wooly Mammoth before it’s too late!
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I look forward to the meme translation of your thesis
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 month ago
Didn’t we likely play a significant role in the extinction of megafauna all over the world much sooner than that?
Amazing topic!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Too bad there won’t be anyone left alive to remember your hard work. But thanks, still.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I hope you’re an archaeologist and not a paleontologist.
Otherwise we got beef
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Seems like an easy subject. Just saying.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 month ago
This is an exciting pitch, and an ominous one too.