They have also removed a bottle of booze off my deliveroo order, so you all can have an extra for me. >:(
i hate myself and i want to die lol
Submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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perishthethought@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Das rite .
slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Congrats!!! You did it! That’s awesome!!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I tried anyway.
negativenull@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
What’s the thesis topic?
The folding of Thorn Displays in Monroe? Doesn’t make sense to me
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Good luck I hope its well received and contains no em dashes.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Lmao there’s definitely some llm placeholder captions they’ll have to forgive me on.
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Ah, in that case I hope you have your current degrees rescinded.
ftbd@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
What do you mean, I use them all the time
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Don’t you mean you use th— all the time?
finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
AI uses the Em dash at an extremely high frequency compared to a normal human, because it's common in literature before the age of computers for writing documents and the AI are trained on literature.
Deconceptualist@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
This is a precursor to defending your thesis, right? I don’t mean to discourage, I’ve just been away from academia for a few too many years and my memory is getting rusty on the order of operations.
Regardless, it’s a massive milestone and I commend your commitment to humanity’s knowledge in the strongest possible terms.
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
In most places the defense is kind of just a formality. It’s an important part of the ritual and the process, it’s important to present your work, but nobody should be submitting unless they’re definitely going to pass the defense, or else their supervisor has really failed them
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
My thesis is still in a next to finished draft state but I am a perfectionist who ran out of time so my boss was like, just fix it for the post defence submission.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah! What’s your research about?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Eq0@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
I love how you summed up at least 75% of science. I’m in this picture and… I have mixed feelings!
Just because I’m a pedantic little academic: if you know how your data is crap, you can make an extra shiny model that doesn’t give only crap outputs
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Howling
404@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
AND logic?
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah! Now go get blackout drunk
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Working on it.
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Congrats! Best of luck on whatever the next step is.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You’ll soon be free!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Pls release me
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
Huge fucking congratulations!
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I’m so lost lol
halvar@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
should only take three years after this
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
cries that I have to now turn these into papers
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that’s not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Bruh, my MSc was no new data for this site, this nearly killed me lol.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Good shit, king. We’re proud of you
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Good shit, queen. We’re proud of you
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Congrats!
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
oh, bravo
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Excellent! You can be proud of your accomplishment. Make sure to connect with loved ones and to find a time-consuming hobby in order to avoid the post-thesis depression.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
lmao I have so much work to do now. it never ends!!
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Congratulations! I’m so impressed by your work and meme ethic!
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
As seen a very important Manuscript
RacerX@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Congrats!
howler@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
We are proud of you!!! Congrats!!
Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
You know what this means right?
PhD-level means from Dr. Smartypants!
TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Congratulations because this sounds big not because I understand what a PhD thesis is. Sounds smart asf tho
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
It’s a training program for how to do research properly. Basically an apprenticeship. Your thesis is your first output and usually done with blood, sweat and tears.
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Can I ask what ur PhD is gonna be about?
pseudo@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
I come back to say congratulations once again, because what you did was amazing! Congratulations!! Tell us we we can start to call you Dr.Fossilesque :-)
Sal@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Woah! Congratulations!!! 🥳 🎉
underscore_@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Well done, what a fantastic achievement! Don’t let the self doubt gremlins in you did awesome getting here, congrats!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
🎉🎉🎉
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Congrats! What did you write your thesis on?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
How people have been fucking up nature for 10k years lmao.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Save the Wooly Mammoth before it’s too late!
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I look forward to the meme translation of your thesis
Eq0@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Didn’t we likely play a significant role in the extinction of megafauna all over the world much sooner than that?
Amazing topic!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Too bad there won’t be anyone left alive to remember your hard work. But thanks, still.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I hope you’re an archaeologist and not a paleontologist.
Otherwise we got beef
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Seems like an easy subject. Just saying.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
This is an exciting pitch, and an ominous one too.