I am always prepared to move into this version of life

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• Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Lotion. Ick. Stop cutting your dick skin off you crazy puritanical people.

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• vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would never stop as low as that.

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  PS4 and Xbox One are weak, last-gen consoles. I’d use the same PC that I have all the porn tabs open on.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taking a break from your game for a quick wank, like a man of class.

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who said anything about taking a break? I’ve got 2 monitors and 2 hands.

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• cattywampas@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me, except no porn so I’m ravenous for that pussy when she gets back.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah but what’s you maximum of days to let that load build up before you really need to drain it off

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just replace everything with a bed.

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only 26? Amateur.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ?! And you’re a pro?! A professional gooner?!

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    • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More than this yokel that’s for sure.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the goon cave?

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don't have white or black nintendos.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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