I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.
I am always prepared to move into this version of life
Submitted 1 year ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Lotion. Ick. Stop cutting your dick skin off you crazy puritanical people.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
This dude thinks it’s better dry
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why would you not use lotion and risk chafing your cock?
King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 1 year ago
Because actual lube works better?
Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
Sounds like you don’t have foreskin
glorkon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same here, except I also use the opportunity to cook stuff for myself that my wife doesn’t like. Fuck pizza.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Not a romantic partner (obviously) but currently my sister and I are roommates, and when she’s out of town or staying at her boyfriend’s place I make the meals she isn’t really interested in, like Moqueca.
glorkon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I never heard of Moqueca and googled it, and it does look very delicious!
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Yeah, like anything containing onions, garlic, bell peppers or other ingredients with too much flavour.
I decided she can be not home permanently. I hope your situation is better lol
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 year ago
If I couldn’t use onions or garlic, that would be a dealbreaker
glorkon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like a good steak. My wife does not like it medium rare, she belongs to those heretics who would shamelessly order it well done (that’s why I never go to steakhouses with her). She also hates spicy food. Or some kinds of traditional German food which I grew up with.
So yeah. Whenever she’s away, it’s usually steak, some spicy Asian dish or Berlin style grilled liver.
0ops@piefed.zip 1 year ago
I’d also fuck pizza
cattywampas@midwest.social 1 year ago
Me, except no porn so I’m ravenous for that pussy when she gets back.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah but what’s you maximum of days to let that load build up before you really need to drain it off
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 1 year ago
That’s enough internet for me today
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just replace everything with a bed.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Where’s the goon cave?
kubica@fedia.io 1 year ago
I don't have white or black nintendos.
realitista@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Only 26? Amateur.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
?! And you’re a pro?! A professional gooner?!
realitista@lemmus.org 1 year ago
More than this yokel that’s for sure.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are not allowed to wear shorts or eat pizza while she is home?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 year ago
the shorts are for the pornhub.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
The pizza is for the hotel hallway. 😉
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Ewww…
Xbox?
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
as funny as this comment is, do console wars really need to exist? does brand loyalty and basing your identity on the products you consume need to exist?
luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 year ago
No, they don’t.
Microsoft wars on the other hand…
That is also a joke. Don’t base your identity on brands, technologies or corporations; not even on hating them. Base it on values and moral convictions, then judge the rest by them.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 year ago
PC or GTFO!
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This feels like a prime 2018 meme
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Pretty much lol
vateso5074@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would never stop as low as that.
…
PS4 and Xbox One are weak, last-gen consoles. I’d use the same PC that I have all the porn tabs open on.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Taking a break from your game for a quick wank, like a man of class.
gnutrino@programming.dev 1 year ago
Who said anything about taking a break? I’ve got 2 monitors and 2 hands.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Fixed it for you