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Submitted ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Ferrous@lemmy.ml ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This kills the fuel pump.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I shave my head. I have to shave it every two or three days or I look like a mangy old dog. I wait until just before I go to bed to shave it, at which point I’m too tired and I tell myself I’ll do it in the morning before work, which of course I never do. So I end up shaving it once every three weeks, and spend most of the time looking like a mangy old dog.

    I eventually hit upon the strategy of shaving a small patch somewhere on my head before I go to bed, which forces me to do the rest of the job in the morning before work. Except that I usually forget I did that and often go to work looking like a mangy old dog that somebody tried to shave before giving up. Fortunately I’m a school bus driver so I only scare children.

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      so relatable lol

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “That’s a problem for future me, that guy’s a jerk anyway.”

    the next morning: “Past me is an asshole.”

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Past me is always an asshole.

      Future me always has dedication and motivation that I’ve never before had in my life…but I’m sure he’ll have it all figured out by tomorrow.

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    • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Calm down Karkat

      Image

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        no Image

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this somekind of joke Im too non-american to understand?

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    • justlemmyin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I mean I get gas after dinner, sometimes, from too many veggies. So. I guess the joke makes sense. 😏

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I assumed it was about pricing

      here in Ontario, gas is maybe 10-15% cheaper in the morning

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For me it’s purely about having to get up a bit earlier and remembering that I need to get gas instead of running out of the house at the last possible minute. I have ADHD, maybe that explains it better.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎵 Plug it in, Plug it in 🎶

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    • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      May 2006 pickup will still be on the road when that EV is scrapped lol

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      • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        EV exists: Image

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My EV will be in the garage because its not out of gas

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      • pokexpert30@jlai.lu ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Pavement princess spotted

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      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        must be nice to live somewhere without salt

        I wish I could keep cars more than 20 years old

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        2004 F150 here. :)

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  • 93maddie94@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I get gas on Friday mornings, every second or third week. I leave a little earlier and if I’m a little late to work, who cares. And when I’m at the gas station I get myself a little something extra too

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    • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Meanwhile I wake up daily in the range of 6am to october 2034.

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  • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Too many beans?

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    • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Always stop with the 239th bean.

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      • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        One more and it’s too farty

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  • bigboitricky@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Many such cases (me)

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same with putting air in the tires, especially with the change of seasons.

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      literally the one thing I can do, but I have battery pumps where you set the psi and fuck off until its done, and it works for bike and car without leaking if I forget about it

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m fortunate that a lot of stuff is east of me, and that leaving my house and going east on the nearby highway there’s a gas station right there.

    But on that off chance I have to go north, I’m screwed. And those are the days I leave it for tomorrow.

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