It’s called the Bristol Scale and it’s real
💩.
Submitted 1 month ago by j4k3@piefed.world to [deleted]
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klobuerschtler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Scranulum@feddit.nu 1 month ago
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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?
j4k3@piefed.world 1 month ago
Get a second opinion!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“Leaky gut” is food woo bullshit.
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take brain octane didn’t tip you off?
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
You mean the chart which tells you to try “green banana flour” and “raw potato starch” might be sus?
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well the more correct term is increased or decreased intestinal permeability. Which very much is a thing.
But yeah you’re not completely wrong to be skeptic about the so called “leaky gut syndrome”, but that’s why you have to remember what syndrome means; just a collection or symptoms. People could have a collection of symptoms from different sources which still amount to the same syndrome. (Usually not though, but technically.)
Is the Gulf War - syndrome “woo bullshit” or real? Because if we apply the same standard as I presume you’re applying to the leaky gut syndrome, I presume you’d say it’s BS as well. Yet I bet there’s quite a lot of nasty vets who you wouldn’t dare to say that to their faces.
So just to reiterate; leaky gut syndrome, highly dubious en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome
But increased intestinal permeability, also known as “leaky gut”: very much real but distinct from the other one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_permeability#C…
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
I don’t want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.
thirteene@lemmy.world 1 month ago
cornbread pan How about corn brownies?
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too bad, now every time you poop you poop sausage dicks.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
Well when you put it that way it just sounds like a good time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OP delivers!
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
💩
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They also got an 8 and a 9, they just don’t make the chart
python@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid it’s indistinguishable from water except it’s comin out yer butt
bananabread@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is there a situation that is not a problem? 💩
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being “none” in both cases.
bananabread@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Oopa
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.
j4k3@piefed.world 1 month ago
tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.
Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold by hand & slow me all the sights? Brb.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What are you paying, and is it my or your poop we’re touring?
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day I’m usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.
Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be
On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it’s all 3s and 4s, baby! 💪😎
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Don’t care where on there you are more kale
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if it’s bright red blood, but even those can be treated.
ddplf@szmer.info 1 month ago
The text is ai-generated
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Your MOM’S AI generated.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
They trapped a supermassive black hole to harness the energy necessary to compute such a large object
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Thanks mate. Best shitpost.