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• Scranulum@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Advertisements are not shitposts. This is an ad for Bulletproof Brain Octane oil

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• kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Leaky gut” is food woo bullshit.

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• Schlemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks mate. Best shitpost.

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Get a second opinion!

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.

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• klobuerschtler@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s called the Bristol Scale and it’s real

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.

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  • thirteene@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    cornbread pan How about corn brownies?

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• Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day I’m usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.

  Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be

  On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OP delivers!

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• bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is there a situation that is not a problem? 💩

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being “none” in both cases.

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    • bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oopa

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  💩

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.

  Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold by hand & slow me all the sights? Brb.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it’s all 3s and 4s, baby! 💪😎

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• Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if it’s bright red blood, but even those can be treated.

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The text is ai-generated

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your MOM’S AI generated.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They trapped a supermassive black hole to harness the energy necessary to compute such a large object

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