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• Schlemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks mate. Best shitpost.

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• klobuerschtler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s called the Bristol Scale and it’s real

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• Scranulum@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Advertisements are not shitposts. This is an ad for Bulletproof Brain Octane oil

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a second opinion!

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.

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• kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Leaky gut” is food woo bullshit.

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take brain octane didn’t tip you off?

    shop.bulletproof.com/…/brain-octane-oil-16-oz

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You mean the chart which tells you to try “green banana flour” and “raw potato starch” might be sus?

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well the more correct term is increased or decreased intestinal permeability. Which very much is a thing.

    But yeah you’re not completely wrong to be skeptic about the so called “leaky gut syndrome”, but that’s why you have to remember what syndrome means; just a collection or symptoms. People could have a collection of symptoms from different sources which still amount to the same syndrome. (Usually not though, but technically.)

    Is the Gulf War - syndrome “woo bullshit” or real? Because if we apply the same standard as I presume you’re applying to the leaky gut syndrome, I presume you’d say it’s BS as well. Yet I bet there’s quite a lot of nasty vets who you wouldn’t dare to say that to their faces.

    So just to reiterate; leaky gut syndrome, highly dubious en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome

    But increased intestinal permeability, also known as “leaky gut”: very much real but distinct from the other one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_permeability#C…

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.

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  • thirteene@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cornbread pan How about corn brownies?

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But sausage is minced food stuffed into bowels. Literally the same the same thing as shit. Not literally the same. But literally so superfluously similar that their descriptions overlap quite a bit.

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    Have a choNp

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Too bad, now every time you poop you poop sausage dicks.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well when you put it that way it just sounds like a good time.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OP delivers!

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  💩

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They also got an 8 and a 9, they just don’t make the chart

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid it’s indistinguishable from water except it’s comin out yer butt

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• bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there a situation that is not a problem? 💩

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being “none” in both cases.

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    • bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oopa

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.

  Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold by hand & slow me all the sights? Brb.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What are you paying, and is it my or your poop we’re touring?

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• Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day I’m usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.

  Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be

  On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it’s all 3s and 4s, baby! 💪😎

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Don’t care where on there you are more kale

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• Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if it’s bright red blood, but even those can be treated.

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The text is ai-generated

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your MOM’S AI generated.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They trapped a supermassive black hole to harness the energy necessary to compute such a large object

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