“But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”
ngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
*Lalalalalalaaaaa
Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,
Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.*
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash
And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang When all at once he saw his truck Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful night
It’s light were all ablaze a sign apon it’s hood It’s windows were cracked, and blood apon it’s side A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife For he just lost, the love of his life
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie! Rogue truck on the road
His face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears He’s cryin’ hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laugh
A young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name “If you want to save your shit from a wreck Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate Wait I think it’s already in a ditch, across from Denny’s”
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road
I just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 hours ago
I’d assume there’s some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
“My wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run.”
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Insert reject, approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.
Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford
Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.
localhorst@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 23 hours ago
“My truck wife and her truck nuts are gone”
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was down on my luck At the end of the day I watched your wheels roll away My cybertrick
steventhedev@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My tractor thinks she’s sexy
It really turns it on…
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean who among us wouldn’t fuck a tractor
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 day ago
With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.
Reygle@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Self crashing cars
Archer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 day ago
Carsexual youtube guy nightmare
Those who know 🥀🥀
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My truck left me and my wife broke down
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Lost my crypto to a Nazi clown
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 day ago
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theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid