âBut that olâ Elon made my steed gone,
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.â
ngl im kinda here just waitin for it đ€Ł
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
ByteJunk@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
*Lalalalalalaaaaa
Now itâs just me and silence, âneath this lonesome midnight blue,
Prayinâ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.*
Kolanaki@pawb.social âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
âMy wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run.â
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!
kameecoding@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Insert reject, approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.
Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford
Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.
localhorst@sh.itjust.works âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
steventhedev@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
My tractor thinks sheâs sexy
It really turns it onâŠ
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
I mean who among us wouldnât fuck a tractor
workerONE@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
I was down on my luck At the end of the day I watched your wheels roll away My cybertrick
Sabata11792@ani.social âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
âMy truck wife and her truck nuts are goneâ
Krauerking@lemy.lol âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.
Archer@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
Reygle@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Self crashing cars
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash
And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang When all at once he saw his truck Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful night
Itâs light were all ablaze a sign apon itâs hood Itâs windows were cracked, and blood apon itâs side A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife For he just lost, the love of his life
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie! Rogue truck on the road
His face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears Heâs cryinâ hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laugh
A young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name âIf you want to save your shit from a wreck Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate Wait I think itâs already in a ditch, across from Dennyâsâ
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road
I just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâd assume thereâs some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.
omniman@anarchist.nexus âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Carsexual youtube guy nightmare
Those who know đ„đ„
aesthelete@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
My truck left me and my wife broke down
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Lost my crypto to a Nazi clown
FosterMolasses@leminal.space âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
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theangryseal@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
But thatâs ok, at least my brotherâs gittenâ paid