Living the dream
Submitted 2 days ago by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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TimboSlice@discuss.online 2 days ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Me, age 50, with hypertension: I want to be 30 so I can eat as many pickles as I want.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Me as a kid: “I wish I had a tail!”
Me as an adult: “I wish my tail was real and not just habging outta my butt.”
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 2 days ago
Pickles come with alcohol if intended to be eaten in significant amounts. So yeah.
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Define “significant”. I, for one, have never had an insignificant number of pickles.
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 2 days ago
1 1-liter jar is significant enough to demand a mandatory bottle of vodka to be consumed with.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Meanwhile blood pressure: screaming intensifies
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It’s so good to have simple dreams. Where’s my ancient wisdom? Cool beard? Humanitarian organization fighting to provide a decent life for almost every human?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Tread lightly, pickle-loving anon.
switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Knowing you can go to the store and buy a whole rotisserie chicken and eat it in your car is powerful stuff…
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Better : I can buy them, any brand, any size. Living the dream indeed.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
i bought pickling weights for my wife just because this summer and she looked about as happy as when we brought home kittens
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
For me, it was bananas. I love them, but as a kid, my mom wouldn’t buy them, because she thought they were too expensive.
As an adult with a good job and my first apartment, I would pass bananas in the grocery store, automatically thinking they were too expensive, but one day I noticed the price, and thought “That’s not expensive, I can afford that,” and I bought bananas for the first time.
That was decades ago, and now I buy bananas on almost every grocery trip.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s bananas.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bananas expensive?? They’re usually the cheapest fruit around. My mother loved giving them to us. Sometimes we’d slice them long wise so they’d have a flat top, then put chocolate chips on there! Great after school snack.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s one banana, Michael! What could it possibly cost? $10?
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 days ago
There are old fucks around here. Back in the war things were different.
0ops@piefed.zip 2 days ago
They're definitely the cheapest right now. I can get a large bunch of bananas for the price of one peach locally
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
That’s nice that your family can afford them. Back in the 60s, my family couldn’t.