I don’t fly very often, but when I do, I always get the seat next to this guy
Anon discovers hygiene
Submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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j4k3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 day ago
Before or after his epiphany? :D
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Sounds like this guy figured it out. The plane passengers haven’t yet.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 hours ago
I knew a guy like this. He is still suprised how much better it felt after he brushed his teeth. Scary stuff. Suprisingly not a channer tho.
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Bros : is it gay to wash your own ass if you have to touch your butthole?
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
How deep before it becomes gay?
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
I became as straight as this story the last time I wiped and accidentally pushed my digit through the substandard 2-play shit ticket.
later virgins
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
wait till they discover deoderant
Shortstack@reddthat.com 1 day ago
You can smell this post
Real and disgusting
MetalMachine@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
More people need to start using bidets and washing your ass with water. The fact so many don’t is disturbing
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Look, I’ve used bidets and they’re fine, but an extreme minority of humans use them. Calling the hygiene of the vast majority of earth’s population “disturbing” for not using them makes bidet evangelicals sound like fucking crazy people.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 hours ago
There are people that find it “disturbing” that people eat meat, or “disturbing” to drive cars everyday, even though most people in the world drive cars or eat meat.
And I agree with the bidet stan. But I blame big toilet paper and not individuals.
MetalMachine@feddit.nl 18 hours ago
What I’m saying isn’t controversial at all, paper towel alone isn’t enough for you to be clean. You need water to really get clean. That’s in part of why people shower every day because if you don’t you can start smelling very quickly
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 18 hours ago
calling it an extreme minority is misleading, you talk as if it’s 1% of the world when it’s closer to 10-20%
WraithGear@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
listen, i get it, you have your asshole spritzed by the gods one time and you magicaly turn from your average poop smearer, to bidet fanatic.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Casual disregard of serious and unapologetic racism like that is exactly why 4-chan has such a reputation.
jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
i don’t disagree but i think it’s more complicated than that. (explicitly don’t take this as a justification for saying slurs, i don’t condone being a shithead)
for better or worse the word has been reclaimed and not every use of the n-word has racist motivations. it’s not even always racially motivated at all anymore, and it’s been that way for decades now at least here in the US. in fact, i’d being willing to bet money that this usage of the word has likely far outpaced its use as a slur in most of America by now. both are still in use but there are clearly two entirely different sets of semantic meaning floating around. you’ll see poor white people saying it a lot now but they’re still using it in a semantic sense to just mean bro or homie, it’s not being used the way their ancestors were saying it. and back when i ran in those circles more everyone said it and nobody batted an eye, regardless of race. the word is more of an in-group vs out-group identifier in modern vernacular. you can argue about how racist the n-word is and how its history makes using it at all problematic all you want but realistically 99% of the people saying it would laugh you out of the building when confronted with those ideas and don’t give a shit. honestly a lot of discourse surrounding the n-word on the internet is made fun of by black americans. it’s tone deaf and ignorant of the black experience, most this discourse online. at worst it’s a literal white savior complex.
because 4chan strips all context and identity from threads we, as an audience, can’t really know whether or not this is what we would colloquially call racist. and if you argue that this is racist regardless of the context, that’s fair, that’s my reflexive take too - but you have to realize if you make that argument you’re implicitly arguing black reclamation of words like that is invalid under conditions of anonymity. and that’s… a whole can of worms that im probably the wrong person to open up.
is that all fucked up? yeah! but it certainly says more about culture and society than it does 4chan individually, imo. i think people like easy little boxes more than messy reality, generally speaking.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 day ago
Pro tip: You can go without showers for longer if you use a bidet and strong deodorant.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
And shave your armpits. The hair is basically a bacterial incubator. You don’t need to make it razor-commercial-smooth, just run a trimmer over it occasionally.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 day ago
Great point! I actually do that, too. Do it in the underpants-area, too, for good measure. Using a trimmer instead of trying to cut the hair down completely makes it really quick and easy, and prevents razor burns and nicks.
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Some staph strains produce a protein that makes you itch. They are non-motile so you move them around when you scratch.
slampisko@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So what you’re saying is I can get some antibiotics and go back to never showering again?
snoons@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
They’d have to be narrow-band and topical, but technically yes. You’d still smell though… afaik lol
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 day ago
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
This is why YuGiOh had to add a hygiene rule.