I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”

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  • Hagdos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This one is much better!

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• kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Here’s the serious advice: whenever you have to think about it like this, don’t do it.

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I totally agry, but do it anyway. The thought of having missed out on a great joke is so much more haunting than all the disgusted faces you risk seeing at any further event. FR FR

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You for sure have to clear that joke with the couple first. Personally I would find it hilarious.

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  End with “see you next time”.

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• crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hello everyone and welcome, happy to see some familiar faces once again! 👍

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  • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And some new ones. stares directly at bride

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    • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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• moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d clear it with the couple. It’s their day.

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If they can take the joke then why not? Just don’t overdo it. Once is enough.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If I was the second wife I would LOL. But I like jokes like I like my coffe

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    • philthi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Short and missing the end?

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    • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Without another man’s Richard Inayte?

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    • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Without another man’s Richard Inayte?

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    • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      …dark

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah IMO more than once would get awkward real fast

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My dad and mom got engaged after dating for like a week. He finishes the story with “but that was my first wife”. They were married until he died.

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• Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If both the bride and groom are divorced, and both have a good sense of humour, I’d go for it

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• diptchip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Getting hard to find good sense of humor. Everyone’s afraid of offending someone. I tend to avoid environments where I feel like I’m walking on eggshells. In short, I wouldn’t want to attend a wedding in which such humor is unacceptable.

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• DilbertDooley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait for the third one.

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• jeena@piefed.jeena.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If it's the Sam bride then absolutely.

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  • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I bet the Sam bride could fix up a mean rabbit stew, especially with some big yellow taters.

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Only if both spouses were previously married, and you ask first. With the right crowd, that’s a howler.

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You know, this was healthy for me to read. Because it shows me just how… Weird… Marriage is.

  Am I going to get married again? Only if they are in a similar economic situation as me. I learned that lesson. Which makes it unlikely. Six figure income, with retirement AND health insurance? I might as well be trying to pick up chicks at a wargaming club, or looking out for sharks in a chlorinated swimming pool.

  But my ex… Well I certainly wouldn’t be invited to the wedding. And if I was, I wouldn’t go. How could I? The whole time I’d be singing “praises” about her red flags, telling the story about what she did to me, how her furure-ex-husband is going to be quite disappointed. Oh and if by chance he has a well earning career, I hope he’s ok with her being entirely dependent and then demanding more.

  And then I’d leave with “all right, see you guys at the next wedding.”

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  • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    are we still shitposting or are you going through some shit buddy

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes

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• NochMehrG@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think it’s great!

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• frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If I were in the audience you’d be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech you’re going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.

  I’d recommend not.

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought it was funny as hell, but I'm divorced

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    • frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m coming from a place where I’ve heard this joke before. So, for me it just seems like a lack of self awareness.

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    • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Correction: you actually got married at least once 👍😂

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