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Anon notices fake advertising in video games

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • iagomago@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don’t have it from the get go.

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    • Rednax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won’t be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.

      Source: github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/…/player.cpp

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      • Orygin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Source Nah that’s GoldSrc there fam ;)

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  • Lojcs@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Risk of rain 2 It never rains

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    • Lojcs@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Heavy rain
      No D2O

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      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        > Detroit: Become Human > City doesn’t become sentient nor organic

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    • Caesium@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn’t it?

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      • webpack@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        this is true it rains on the moon

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      • Lojcs@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t remember… I don’t think so

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  • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    final fantasy

    has sequel

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      DOOM Eternal
      can be finished in about 20 hours

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  • tomatoely@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    > Saints Row \n > Not a single main character is canonized by the church

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      > The Division
      > no math

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      • tomatoely@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        and that is why ubisoft will never reach the level of coolmathgames.com

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    • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      saints row

      Penis bat

      I’m not sure I’m doing this right…

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  • Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Counter Strike

    No Counters

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Someone has never played de_rats. There are counters in the kitchen and the bathroom. 😌

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Does anything happen when you strike them?

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    • deathmetal27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Counter-Strike

      No unions.

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  • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    dark souls most soul items are white

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    • deathmetal27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But humanity is dark.

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    >Postal 2

    >There’s only one post office

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  • usrtrv@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oxygen Not Included. You start with oxygen.

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    > Shadowbringers > There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt because of your actions

    On the other hand:

    > Endwalker > Literally walk to the end

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    > Starcraft
    > You don’t craft a single star

    > Heretic
    > The inquisition doesn’t show up

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      According to my research, the Spanish Inquisition only shows up when you don’t expect it.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

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      • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

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      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        /> Duke Nukem

        /> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Duke only pissed; on the first level you could find an alien taking a dump tho

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    • Nikko882@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
      (In case you are actually confused “duty calls” or “I hear the call of duty” (or “I hear the call of nature”) can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)

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      • deathmetal27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “Call of doody”

        Also, anon could be referring to the fact that soldiers on the field tend to dig holes to shit if there is no toilet available. Call of duty being a military based game could have had shitting mechanics like how actual soldiers in the field do.

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    • usrtrv@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kingdom Come 1 promised this as a mechanic but then didn’t implement it. There are still toilets but you can only read books on them.

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      • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sexy books?

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I remember in ARK you would periodically shit a sphere. I forget what it can be used for though. It is definitely a game mechanic :)

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    • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In this game there is a full optional nutritional tracking mechanic, where you can leverage taking poops and use it to distract enemies, attract predators, or weaponize them

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    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It is in the Sims. Including “The Sims Bustin’ Out” which is an RPG.

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