Oink

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      oink

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      oink

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do you know it’s a kink?

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    • RainDog@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Exactly, he could just be a cop.

      So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it’s also funny.

    And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

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• whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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• jjmoldy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  she slop my hog til I oink

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

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• yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I had an Arab client once. We didn’t speak a common language, and when he’d cum, he’d make a peeing sound - “psshhh” or “tsss” - to let me know…

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  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    tsssss Was he green and had four legs? Minecraft creeper

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    • yourfavkoreanfemboi@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, but you could say he… exploded.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m very curious if that’s a cultural thing or just a him thing

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• SanicHegehog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🐷🐷🐷

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They marked nsfw, why didn’t you?

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.

    Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.

    Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second.

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    • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Idk I feel like if my boss saw “c*m” scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content

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    • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It’s a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I already was, but can we agree this didn’t help?

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Probably because it’s not needed.

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• Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Deeply upsetting.

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The boyfriend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    or will

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  • 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not what I expected to find in this thread but I’m happy I watched it.

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink.

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