Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, I just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?
WARNING!
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
DO NOT ASCEND
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
“They” don’t want you to ascend, don’t listen to “them”.
elvith@feddit.org 1 month ago
Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ĩ̴̯’̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫’̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
This sign is not my supervisor!
Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Went and checked, turns out it’s roof access
The voices tho? Skinwalkers
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 1 month ago
Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They took my skin, Jimmy
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Skinwalker fingers typed this
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This would fit right in in Control
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”
bappity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
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If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts
bappity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
W-Who do the voices belong to?
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NOT your loved ones.
DO NOT ASCEND!
corbin@infosec.pub 1 month ago
But what if I want to?
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
DO NOT ASCEND
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thats my secret, no one loves me
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
What are you, American Dream?
Sibshops@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What in the SCP is this?
wisemanzero@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
(That could be a two-in-one reference, nice)
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A ghost who is also a dick