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• Sibshops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What in the SCP is this?

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  • wisemanzero@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (That could be a two-in-one reference, nice)

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A ghost who is also a dick

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, I just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DO NOT ASCEND

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “They” don’t want you to ascend, don’t listen to “them”.

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ĩ̴̯’̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫’̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This sign is not my supervisor!

  Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Went and checked, turns out it’s roof access

  The voices tho? Skinwalkers

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  • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They took my skin, Jimmy

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Skinwalker fingers typed this

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• Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would fit right in in Control

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”

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• bappity@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • If you wipe someone’s memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

  • If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts

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    • bappity@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  W-Who do the voices belong to?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NOT your loved ones.

    DO NOT ASCEND!

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• corbin@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But what if I want to?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DO NOT ASCEND

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• iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thats my secret, no one loves me

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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• eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).

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• HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are you, American Dream?

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