- But I’d still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
Choose a number, 1-5!
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Opisek@lemmy.world 1 month ago
None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3 or maaaaybe number 1 instead if 3 doesn’t feel good. All the others are a sin.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas
Whimsical418@lemm.ee 1 month ago
5 looking kinda shiny
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Sure, if shiny sporks are your thing.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
5 gang!
auginator@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Number 5, as a backup 2
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
I hate all of them but many people seem to like number two, but that is decisively the worst. I literally just bought twelve forks from a discontinued line because I had a few of them and they are the best forks ever. There are few things better than a great fork.
farsinuce@feddit.dk 1 month ago
I stand by you.
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wish I did that. My flatware is outstanding but of course they discontinued it right after I got it. I’m down to 5 spoons 🙁
snipon@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Depends on the knife.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don’t like 5 for forks sake
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
5, obviously
CixoUwU@lemmy.cixoelectronic.pl 1 month ago
I think 5
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 month ago
No, that’s clearly a spoon shape.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Spork
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.
I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.
Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 1 month ago
Buddy, someone as tonedeaf and antisocial as you would be the first one to go. You’d be excluded from your social group and would die alone in the wild.
We are talking about fork shapes, you about susrvival of the fittest, smh…
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Definitely not 5 because it looks like it’s trying to be a spoon, but you can’t eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it’d take a long time).
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?
death_to_carrots@feddit.org 1 month ago
Depends on the weight for me.
All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.
All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 month ago
I like 1. \5 is one of the worst things ever created
giddy@aussie.zone 1 month ago
2
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The 2nd one with the thicc ass
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 month ago
2 would be the closest I’d consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
tines of three, handle of five
BuckWylde@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like the one that doesn’t have an unnecessary apostrophe.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Spoon better
HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Number 1, just because I have small hands.
swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
2 because the wider handle is much more comfortable to hold
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 month ago
2
zeeplockd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
5, easy