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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those all look horrible, mine’s better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5

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  • swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    2 because the wider handle is much more comfortable to hold

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  • tehWrapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    2 or 5

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    2

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  • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it’s 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round.

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  • sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t like any of them

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  • YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hot take: 1

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    1000084263

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      1 by far.

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    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      1 looks decent.

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  • zeeplockd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
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  • snipon@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Depends on the knife.

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  • themakara@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ADHD, don’t care as long as it works.

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    • ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yup. Clean is the main thing though. I’ve forgotten my silverware for lunch and figured out some very interesting workarounds before.

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  • stinerman@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    1. Long tines and a big “handle”.
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  • WhatSay@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idk without holding them. But probably not 2 or 5

    I’m very picky about kitchenware, it’s like I have to listen to my inner grandma.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My fingies hurt just looking at them. Half of them will bend when cutting a banana, and the other half will split your skin when you try.

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    • breakingcups@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You cut bananas with forks?

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      • LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You can cut bananas with anything, including another banana if you would like to make a little mess while doing it

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  • 10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    5, mostly because I am using those for over 2 decades now and all other feel somehow wrong.

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don’t like 5 for forks sake

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  • CixoUwU@lemmy.cixoelectronic.pl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think 5

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    • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, that’s clearly a spoon shape.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Spork

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  • this@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1, 2, and/or 5 depending on the type of food i’m eating.

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  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

    I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.

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    • Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

      Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

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      • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Buddy, someone as tonedeaf and antisocial as you would be the first one to go. You’d be excluded from your social group and would die alone in the wild.

        We are talking about fork shapes, you about susrvival of the fittest, smh…

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      • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Definitely not 5 because it looks like it’s trying to be a spoon, but you can’t eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it’d take a long time).

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?

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  • death_to_carrots@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Depends on the weight for me.

    All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.

    All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I like 1. \5 is one of the worst things ever created

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  • giddy@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The 2nd one with the thicc ass

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2 would be the closest I’d consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2

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  • LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    5

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    tines of three, handle of five

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  • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    1. It’s probably made of that super light material, and if I use too big of a fork, I’ll drop rice all over myself. Or get too big of a mouthful.

    I’m glad someone on the internet finally figured out that we all have rules about forks.

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