Submitted 4 months ago by zlatiah@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Since this wasn’t apparent the last time I asked… no, I’m actually not a US citizen or green card holder (permanent resident). Just happened to be in this country for a long time due to career reasons.
Hard to come up with non-joke suggestions without knowing the locale. Seattle? Un Bien. Las Vegas? The Double Down Saloon. San Francisco? Smitten. Portland? Powell’s books.
Generally? Grab a pebbled ice machine and turn the lights off on your way out.
Set it on fire & dip. Jk… unless?
It being the entire country?
California: “way ahead of you bro”
Borrow a lot of money and then declare bankruptcy. If you’re feeling generous, buy up people’s medical debt for pennies on the dollar.
OmegaMart if you’re near Vegas lawl
I had not heard of this until reading your comment, and I’ve just started down the rabbit hole… This place looks fucking incredible
Completely! I’ve heard about it from a few people and I want to go soooo badly.
is it really all that? the ads promise existential horror, but I never thought it’d deliver.
It’s an incredible art exhibit. Extremely inventive and fun. I have never been but I know people in America who have, and zero of them have been underwhelmed or disappointed. It’s my number one desire if I ever find myself near there.
Make sure your last permanent address is where you wanna be voting. Absentee ballots will all be for whichever district you lived in last.
Don’t think they can vote if they’re not a citizen, no?
oh right missed that part
Take sometime to learn about what you will do with your 401k if have one.
Shoot a gun
drop kick B Shapiro due north
Turn the lights out
Last dinner must be at five guys
Alternatively you can just have your last dinner with five guys
Why not both?
Or hear me out
Last lunch at five guys with five guys
Spend the night having Wendy’s at Wendy’s (not the restaurant)
Would probably cost the same
I can’t tell which way this comment is going, but Five Guys is the most I’ve spent for the worst French fries I’ve ever had in my life, and the burger is “meh” grade. Burger King does a better burger and fries faster and cheaper.
I spent £17 on a burger and chips at five guys due to peer pressure. I still haven’t mentally recovered.
If you are in Wisconsin or will be traveling through Wisconsin on your way out then you have to piss on McCarthy’s grave
Wait, he’s buried in Wisconsin?
Well, my weekend plans are set now!
His original grave is in Appleton, Wisconsin before the moved it to dc because locals kept pissing on it
Wish them good luck on your way out. They’re gonna need it.
Sag zum Abschied leise “Servus”.
Don’t forget to have fun and be yourself.
shit on Donald’s face.
Turn the lights off.
Run.
Olympic national park is the crown jewel of your country
Pinned for future reference, thank you!
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Go camp at a dark sky park for a weekend.
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh yeah, Cherry Springs State Park in Pennsylvania is cool. Probably not “worth traveling there from some other state before leaving the country” cool, but cool. maps.app.goo.gl/SQp261ecxj7exAJy8
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
It’s one of my favorite places in the world. :)