Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungry
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk
How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean “chronically”?
Let me sum it up for you:
I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re
I thought it might be a cute way to say they’d be a waste of time and money.
Travelled back in time and the past is shite.
The person may wish to be disappointed one disappointed at the time and would be disappointed to have disappointing flashbacks to previous disappointments. This person wishes to be disappointed by the disappointments in chronological order.
I don’t know if this makes any sense but at least I learnt to spell disappointed
Can she be Polish but live in Canada?
I feel like posting a picture of what you want is kinda vain, shouldn’t they just have a headshot on the flyer? It’s not like this can get any more embarrassing.
The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.
The pic is clearly Danny Phantom “fan” “art”.
I was thinking more Fairly Oddparents, but same artist.
Maybe that’s what she looks like.
If anything who looks like that is single and desperate enough to be posting flyers, they should try sliding into my DMs. They’ll find love much quicker there.
Honestly, this takes more effort and is more creative than making a profile on a dating app.
It is also pretty honest.
… I don’t think this is likely to actually work, due to the obvious red flags, but it is probably more likely to actually work than doing this same thing on an app.
A side note about dating apps: most of them aren’t much better than this.
Their interest is keeping the user clicking, paying for services and coming back.
If you find the right person for yourself, you will naturally do none of that.
So:
…and of course, with such systems, people fail to find suitable partners. They come back and pay, but society suffers, because someone needs to make money.
I would vote for a politician who would promise that the ministry of social security will order a public dating site that’s built by scientists.
You want increased birthrate? This is step 1.
That went from funny to sad real quick
Catfish2Catfish communication.
Samantha Manson: want some sandwiches with grass?
gonna pretend to care and when he asks for a pic, imma hit him with the goth Meg from family guy.
Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I’m guessing you tick 2/4 boxes
Klear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am full time.
figjam@midwest.social 1 month ago
You are braver than I am.