Ah shit. Here we go again.

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• Fern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bidet all day baby

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  • Habahnow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bidet gang all day

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shitting right after shower is the best 🚿🍑

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    • Bort@hilariouschaos.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🧇 🦵

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• xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Go back into shower, resume task

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  • GCanuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Waffle stomp

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet

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• otto@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out else you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This messaget brought to you by people who don’t pay for their own water.

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    • otto@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody should have to pay for a water

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Coffee, no shit, shower, fuck

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    • otto@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s 🪥

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  • nuttysquirrel@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You animal.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you secretly a fungus?

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• Cassandra3MadScene@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp that thing down the drain…. Right?

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boys I got a live one for this from Google’s resident AI genius

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    • Cassandra3MadScene@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Live what? Live 14 year old Reddit comment? Please dude lol

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• ClamDrinker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still better than having to go right as you step under the water, and then having to perform a sacred rain dance to hold it in

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  • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That sounds awful. Just take a wet shit. I did it as a kid more often than I wish I had to, but I’m glad I didn’t hold it in

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    • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In my experience, shitting after a shower is usually a very clean shit, barely need to wipe at all

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• AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Right back in the shower. When I’m at home and take a shit I jump in the shower 5 out of 10 times . Already got my pants almost off anyway

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shitting doesn’t make you dirty. It makes you less dirty.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think that’s correct, other than maybe technically (yes, the best kind). Excrement, itself, is dirty; when inside of you, it’s mostly contained, but while traveling outside of you it leaves deposits on your skin. Your insides might be (debatably) cleaner, but your outsides - where it usually matters most in terms of cleanliness - won’t be. Otherwise, we wouldn’t wipe or have bidets.

    Besides that, there are secondary impacts. For example, assuming you’re in a place with modern plumbing and not camping or an outhouse or something, you should probably flush when you’re done. This causes a toilet plume. Personally, I don’t think this is enough to be considered “dirty,” but I definitely would describe it as “less dirty.”

    Finally, partially depending on both your toilet type and body type, even if you’re eliminating sanitized waste, there will still be interactions with several parts of the commode. Especially in public, that is definitely not a hygienic experience.

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    • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We wipe because outside cleanliness is also important, not because it is more important than inside cleanliness. Otherwise you can just never take a shit to keep your outside cleanliness but then you’d become sick because your inside is too dirty.

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• Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just shower again ez

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jealous of your hot water capacity. Take a shower at my apt, and it’s on a 1 hr cooldown after that, or you’re taking a cold one.

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• hark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m just happy to get rid of that shit.

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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Before I got my celiac diagnosis, it’d be mid shower :^)

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• drewbelloc@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ah shit” indeed

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