otto
@otto@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 4 days ago:
That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
I pity you for seeing every interaction as a competition. Your life must be miserable. But not as miserable as everyone around you.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
then why can’t you let it go?
I recommend some tea. chill
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
I already did. Apparently, you only see what you want to see.
And I can’t be blamed for that
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
Hold on, let me whip out my database of every image from every television show ever recorded, and I’ll get back to you.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
Ok
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
Seriously?
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 4 days ago:
Omg so tru
Believe everything you read on the Internet
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 4 days ago:
Nobody should have to pay for a water
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 days ago:
This is not from House, but it should’ve been.
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 4 days ago:
No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out else you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.
- Comment on Who gets all the tariff money about to be collected from US citizens buying products from Canada? 1 week ago:
Rich people, in the form of massive tax cuts
- Comment on to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 1 week ago:
One of very many different reasons why extraterrestrial habitats are not built in this manner.
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before. 1 week ago:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before. 1 week ago:
You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.
- Comment on "Why do you hate clowns?" Exhibit No. 2 1 week ago:
Killer Klowns were too goofy to be scary
- Comment on The Department of Education’s D.E.I. Letter Just Threatened the Existence of Many Colleges 1 week ago:
“I didn’t care until it affected me personally!”
- Comment on "Why do you hate clowns?" Exhibit No. 2 1 week ago:
Nope, not even close.
- Comment on This celling ruined my day. 1 week ago:
They’re very very close. I assure you, it could be far worse.
- Comment on "Why do you hate clowns?" Exhibit No. 2 1 week ago:
“My wife had friends who were… [sniffles] Socialists!”
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- Comment on Survive out of spite 1 week ago:
Thanks. Now I’m crying uncontrollably.
- Comment on 'Don't Buy a Swasticar': Tesla hit by UK boycott campaign over Elon Musk's far-right support 1 week ago:
- Comment on This celling ruined my day. 1 week ago:
Just be glad all of the intersections meet at the same point. If it were all off, especially by regular amounts, this would be far worse. And I’ve seen that.
Whoever installed this at least did a good job and tried to do the best they could.
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- Comment on iPhone Dictation Feature Transcribes the Word ‘Racist’ as ‘Trump’ 2 weeks ago:
If it quacks like a duck and steps like a goose…
- Comment on Just Need To Hover A Mouse Over It 2 weeks ago:
A new hot topic opens?
- Comment on Just Need To Hover A Mouse Over It 2 weeks ago:
Goth kids are still a thing? Wow. I guess it wasn’t just a “phase“.
- Comment on Time moves so fast 2 weeks ago:
And I only kicked heroin 21 years ago! How time flies!
- Comment on Live fast 2 weeks ago:
Looks like cake to me!