otto
@otto@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 4 weeks ago:
That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 weeks ago:
I pity you for seeing every interaction as a competition. Your life must be miserable. But not as miserable as everyone around you.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 weeks ago:
then why can’t you let it go?
I recommend some tea. chill
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 weeks ago:
I already did. Apparently, you only see what you want to see.
And I can’t be blamed for that
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 weeks ago:
Hold on, let me whip out my database of every image from every television show ever recorded, and I’ll get back to you.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 4 weeks ago:
Ok
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 5 weeks ago:
Seriously?
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 5 weeks ago:
Omg so tru
Believe everything you read on the Internet
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 5 weeks ago:
Nobody should have to pay for a water
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 5 weeks ago:
This is not from House, but it should’ve been.
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 5 weeks ago:
No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out else you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.
- Comment on Who gets all the tariff money about to be collected from US citizens buying products from Canada? 5 weeks ago:
Rich people, in the form of massive tax cuts
- Comment on to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 5 weeks ago:
One of very many different reasons why extraterrestrial habitats are not built in this manner.
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before. 5 weeks ago:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose thoughts you've never had before. 5 weeks ago:
You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.
- Comment on "Why do you hate clowns?" Exhibit No. 2 1 month ago:
Killer Klowns were too goofy to be scary
- Comment on The Department of Education’s D.E.I. Letter Just Threatened the Existence of Many Colleges 1 month ago:
“I didn’t care until it affected me personally!”
- Comment on "Why do you hate clowns?" Exhibit No. 2 1 month ago:
Nope, not even close.
- Comment on This celling ruined my day. 1 month ago:
They’re very very close. I assure you, it could be far worse.
- Comment on "Why do you hate clowns?" Exhibit No. 2 1 month ago:
“My wife had friends who were… [sniffles] Socialists!”
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on Survive out of spite 1 month ago:
Thanks. Now I’m crying uncontrollably.
- Comment on 'Don't Buy a Swasticar': Tesla hit by UK boycott campaign over Elon Musk's far-right support 1 month ago:
- Comment on This celling ruined my day. 1 month ago:
Just be glad all of the intersections meet at the same point. If it were all off, especially by regular amounts, this would be far worse. And I’ve seen that.
Whoever installed this at least did a good job and tried to do the best they could.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on iPhone Dictation Feature Transcribes the Word ‘Racist’ as ‘Trump’ 1 month ago:
If it quacks like a duck and steps like a goose…
- Comment on Just Need To Hover A Mouse Over It 1 month ago:
A new hot topic opens?
- Comment on Just Need To Hover A Mouse Over It 1 month ago:
Goth kids are still a thing? Wow. I guess it wasn’t just a “phase“.
- Comment on Time moves so fast 1 month ago:
And I only kicked heroin 21 years ago! How time flies!
- Comment on Live fast 1 month ago:
Looks like cake to me!
