A modern take of the full english. You’ve got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.
Rate my breakfast
Submitted 2 months ago by MataVatnik@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My British coworker said something similar 🤣
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me
Jollyllama@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 2 months ago
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks g
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.
Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.
On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Straight up cold beans
Wetstew@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey OP, it’s me, Wetstew. You doing alright?
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gag reflex strongly kicking in
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Waaaay too much sodium there.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Rate my
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MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat ☺️
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that’s gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🗣 shart
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.
For breakfast I’m more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Make sure you microwave the can first
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
10/10 Lemmy certified, would eat it for an occasion where I can’t poop for 3 days.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
It’s like Frito pie but with dessert beans and chips.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Had to search that one up… God bless America 🇺🇸
Por_que_pine@startrek.website 2 months ago
Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts. It’s Mediterranean, at least that’s what I tell my brother.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
10/10 have done this before
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t smoke but my naturally high food curiosity and low inhibitions make me pretty similar in that department to someone who does
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
7/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This flavor came in pretty clutch, I haven’t been a fan of their other experimental flavors.
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nutritious
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Alright Rorschach…
funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 months ago
11/10
anus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
America/10
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Millions of years of evolution to lead us here
TomMasz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sad, but understandable.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is the least sad thing about me rn 😭
Dr_Box@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The kind of stuff I do to keep from having to go to walmart
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t u feel like a chef tho?
fossphi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This is some real gourmet shit