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Anon works at gamestop

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is so gay, a rainbow blew apart my anus, and I liked it

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    • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want to taste the rainbow

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      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It would have cost you nothing to not write this

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      • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Slurp slurp!

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I watched

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    anon is cruel af

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kid is dumb for assuming mother knew what cod was

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      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mom is dumb for not clarifying?

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kid doesn’t deserve cod

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The “three copies” part makes this seem really fake. Why would a parent buy more than one copy of a game?

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And why would they open all three? Or even one?

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If it were a single one I could see a kid playing it to see if it’s any good, but three? Makes no sense. I know most of these green texts are fake, but anon could have done better.

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    • therealzordon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gotta get two copies of Bonestorm youtu.be/FgXxtgu76Ag

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    • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You thought it’s a fishing game. It was Skyrim.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One for my kid, one for each family of cousins (my brother’s and sister’s respective kids) “so they can play their nintendo machines on the internets like they always do?”

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess if one of the siblings is better off than the others, I could see them buying the same game for other family members, but it seems kind of unusual.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did a quick search, that game is available to pretty much every platform. PS2, PS3, PS4, Wii, WiiU, NDS, 360. The buy 2 get 1 free makes more sense now

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  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why would they open them?

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    • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thought it was a prank and one was going to actually have CoD in it.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      !kidsarefuckingstupid@lemmy.world

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sadly it’s dead community. Last post was over a year ago

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know every greentext ever written by anybody for any purpose is fake but:

    A person being seen by you as your lesser is not unworthy of your kindness. Be more kind to the people of the land, anons.

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  • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I really enjoy fishing games =/

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      were you the kid in the story?

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      • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes. We had to get rid of the game because he was playing too much.

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  • WILSOOON@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon ahould have kept his copied of sega bass fishing. The most intense game ever produced

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  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (งツ)ว

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  • SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well actually cod is meant to be played by adults only

    So, you know, it’s a good deed in a way. A very deceiving and lucrative one, but still good 🧐

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  • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ‘Anonymous’ is Michael Pachter

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