Ounce for ounce, this shit is wildly expensive. You could eat far cheaper and not be you know… eating fucking cat food.
Anon finds a new way to get protein
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Supervisor194@lemmy.world 1 month ago
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
True but Royal Canin’s beef flavor does smell tempting.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Royal Canine is a cat food horrible brand. catfooddb.com/brand/royal canin
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And it has less protein than other options, so there’s literally no reason to eat cat food.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Please don’t eat this. My cat needs his gainz
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
My neighbor has an indoor cat that spends all day getting into the highest spots he can find. This is his hobby. I’ve watched him get down from on top of the high-hung cupboards and the way he did it… it was like the whole apartment was his planet fitness. They all called him fat, because at first glance, sure you could say that.
He got down to come see me when I first visited and I was 100% sure that I never wanted to mess with this cat. I was like patting a fuzzy wall. He is not fat. Bro is built like a tank. He’s literally V shaped. He’s survived years with three pitbull dogs that like to chase him and try to use him as a toy. Out of all the animals there, that is the scariest one. That’s what happens when your cat uses ALL the protein in that food for gainz.
I pointed this out to one of the neighbors and the look on their faces as they realized I was right.
nomy@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
And then there’s the other kind of cat (mine) that uses all the protein to become pear-shaped.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Cat food isn’t even any more expensive than canned tuna and other similar canned meats. You’re not saving any money. You’re eating cat food for no reason!
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Do you mean “cat food isn’t even less expensive…”
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That does appear to be how words be.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Regular chicken breast has higher protein content than cat food too, as does everything else on this list. Don’t eat cat food, it’s more expensive, has less protein, and (probably) less tasty.
Dhar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What if the reason is flavour?
superkret@feddit.org 1 month ago
Anon will pee rocks soon.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
That’s anons goal. Anon collects rocks.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Closest thing to a job they have too
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just so everyone knows, Fancy Feast is owned by Nestle, so if you want to avoid their products, eat a different brand of cat food.
Devanismyname@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Thanks. Now I just gotta know which dog food to eat and I can finally get jacked
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Wet cat food is one of the worst things I’ve ever put in my mouth. Don’t do it. It isn’t worth it.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For one thing, cats can’t handle the level of salt in human diet. So to a human, cat food is very bland. This is also why one shouldn’t feed cat salty human food.
ripripripriprip@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s just…wrong? Cats have incredible kidneys and they can drink salt water.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Didja cook it?
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
No. That wouldn’t be repreaentative of what cats experience.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not fancy enough
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
District 9
lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I once made chicken liver pate for my cats, as a treat. It was only chicken liver pan-fried in a bit of lard, with a bit of salt. My cats flat out refused, but it turned out delicious so I froze it into cubes for myself, and ate it across the span of two weeks.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey my cat likes that one! Cheap, too
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I bought one for my cats a while ago. I was opening a can of something else (I forget, spam maybe) with the same pull off lid and they full on sprint towards me meowing like I hadn’t just fed them an hour before.
nick@midwest.social 1 month ago
That’s cats for you.
Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Happens with cans of everything.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
there’s no way it has that much protein in it
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Apparently that can has 91kcal/can, and 10% of it is “crude protein.” Protein provides about 4 calories per gram, so one can is 2g protein.
If we scale to 250 kcal, that’s 6g protein.
Not sure I want to know where OP got their numbers from…
Also, regular chicken breast has higher protein content than this cat food, and it’s probably cheaper per calorie.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Does it give you a glossy coat though?
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lonely, social security, grandmas gettin in dat protein
earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fun fact, because of the great depression, canned pet food has to be safe for human consumption.
Well, for now, at least
HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I couldn’t find anything on the great depression requiring pet food to be safe for human consumption. I would love for someone to prove me wrong through.
According to this PetMD article, prior to WW2 pet food was a luxury item. During WW2 pet food production completely stopped due to the war. (No cited sources on this article though, I am not sure how accurate it’s claims are?)
According to this Vice article, pet food is held to some standards but technically does not need to be safe for human consumption. (Again, I am not sure how trustworthy of a source Vice is)
This is the best source I have found, a peer reviewed and cited research article published on Jan 30th 2023: Insights-Driven Development of Humanized Foods for Pets. It clashes with the above article in that it talks about pet food production during WW2 and actually cites sources. In regards to pet food being required to be fit for human consumption, it doesn’t mention anything about the great depression. It actually mentions that this is a more recent development and that there still isn’t a “set standard”