I’m built diffefectively 🫠
The key is to match the 4/10 pain with a 8/10 high
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insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like this. Diffectively works better but someone will chime in saying you made a spelling error even with context.
Or differctively. I’m differctive for sure.
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
The name’s Diff… Diff Fective.
You think I’m Abe Normal? No, but I have a lot of respect for them, really pushing the meta strategy further than ever.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My RMT today was going through the initial questions and asked “pain?” With regards to my physical pain, and then went “stress?” And my brain short-circuited and I said “isn’t that the same thing” so I’d say 10/10 for both in these times, thank you.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
After getting old I realized why they’re called ‘trades’. You trade your physical health for money.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 months ago
I want a refund.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And the 0/10, the 1/10, the 2/10, the 3/10, and the 5/10.
Above that you gotta do special calculus depending what the doc provides.
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 months ago
6 if you want pain killers, 7 if you want the good shit, and 8+ if you want to be dismissed as seeking drugs.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Sneezing isn’t normal”
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stop gaslighting me, doctor.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“The normal amount is zero”
“…since when?”
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I told a doctor once that I got a “normal amount of headaches”. He asked me how many that was and I told him 1 or 2 a week, to which he responded “the normal amount is 0”.
I was in to see him about migraines.
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve been in the same boat, except that it was after a few months of being on migraine medication. Told my doc I was down to normal amounts of headaches and he said “are you sure? How many?” And then we had the exact same interaction lol
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Consider the fact that for many in chronic pain they do not realize that many people have none. For example I have two or three headaches a year and it is almost always related to caffeine intake or lack of it.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 months ago
Every single person I’ve even spoken to makes me think that’s a lie.
I don’t know anyone who isn’t in some form of constant pain.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
I diagnose you with OLD
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Physically I’m doing pretty good. I have a thing where my hip tightens up sometimes but that’s not constant. It’s the mental health that is a concern.
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had a particularly bad ingrown toenail removed once and my whole body suddenly relaxed. It felt like even my scalp was relaxing. I think chronic pain must be very stressful for your entire body.
Maalus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not. Closest is my IBS and a constant fear of being away from a toilet for long enough that it becomes an issue. Had the entire city mapped out for toilets when I had an on-site job. Then one fateful day, they closed a street, the tram had to go around and added 30 mins to the travel time. I saw it turn right and I have never felt such fear in my life since
dingus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I used to not be in constant pain and many younger people aren’t.
The reason why I’m now in pain a lot of the time is because I took up running this past spring. Ever since then, something always hurts… usually something in my feet but occasionally a knee will get injured or something.
Exercise is good for you my ass!!!