My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.
Is has all the nutrients the body needs
Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
solidgrue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you my kid?
Hey, empty the dishwasher.
rnviewjthpowrh@kbin.social 1 year ago
It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.
band_on_the_run@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Butter saltine cub, represent!
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in butter like it’s a dip. It’s good.
cakeslayer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do that but I dip them in my tomato soup.
squiblet@kbin.social 1 year ago
That’s basically a Ritz but simpler.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.
BrianTheFirst@kbin.social 1 year ago
It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
For the disgust or an implied perception I think it’s gross? 🤔
FWIW: I don’t dislike it; but I prefer PB.
toynbee@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.
I never claimed to be healthy.
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It goes great with chicken soup!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That doesn’t sound bad.
ABC123itsEASY@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, American butter or European?
cocobean@bookwormstory.social 1 year ago
Europe has their own butter too?
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Man… I have to not buy saltines because I will literally just eat a sleeve plain.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can just sit an eat a whole box of Triscuits if I’m not stopped, so I never buy Triscuits in any of their wonderfully delicious flavors.
TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’ll eat a whole damn box before i realize what I’ve done. One day it’s gonna catch up to me and I’m gonna be the next person on my 600lb life
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 1 year ago
Make little mini peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. That’s what my mom would make us when she couldn’t afford bread sometimes.
RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I ate that all the time growing up, also did that with Ritz crackers. Had no idea it was because poor 😓
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Damn look at this fat cat over here being able to afford Ritz. Us plebs get to share a singular saltine for the week. We used to take turns licking the salt off for dinner and had the soggy biscuit for breakfast the following morning.
On a serious note though, I feel ya. Hopefully your doing better as an adult. ♥️
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 1 year ago
I’m sure other people did it for fun. Foods stamps are a weird concept as a kid. I didn’t understand why we paid with coupons and why we could only get one bread per week but the other people at the store can get anything they want.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’ve never thought of having jam too. I used to eat them with just peanut butter all the time.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nostagia
Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unsalted saltines are just wrong though.
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Those are just “ines”
squiblet@kbin.social 1 year ago
It’s like some sort of absorbent material used to clean up spills
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s basically wallpaper paste.
DoomsdaySprocket@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
My cats will try and murder me for these, they give no shits about any other crackers or human non-meat food, but I’ve had one literally try and eat one out of my mouth. Makes me question what’s really in them….
ICE_WALRUS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A lot of animals are hyper attracted to salt, that could be it. I know a deer will lick your dried piss off a rock for some salt from my days camping.
SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Had a cat that dearly loved noodles. Would climb all over you for a strand of spaghetti.
Veedem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love a good sleeve of saltines and I’m a grown ass man with a family and house and all that jazz.
planish@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I too love sleeve of saltines.
Usually with cheese.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My dad used to melt cheese and put salami on these and we would dip it in marinara. He called it poor mans pizza.
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
Ngl, that sounds delicious. Might try this with some salada biscuits (can’t get saltines round here) or something one day.
abaddon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When I was in college I would make toast, put sauce and cheese on it, then microwave. We called it poor man’s pizza.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray
its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nah, ritz for that. Butter is a completely different story though. Especially when sick.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Club crackers over Ritz for sliced cheese, IMO.
But honestly, saltines with cheese are amazing. Especially if you have some milk.
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would much rather…drink 3 beers!
Thanks Andy Richter, miss you buddy!
soren446@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anyone still do the 4 saltines in 1 minute challenge? No drinking!
STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 1 year ago
nah i do the 4 sleeves in 1 hour challenge
SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t forget to add meat, cheese, beans, hot sauce in any combo!
ShootBANGdang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can eat reams of Zests saltines. I’ve tried multiple varieties and nothing comes close.
squiblet@kbin.social 1 year ago
Unfortunately, I can’t eat wheat so I would severely regret eating a sleeve of saltines. Non-immunogenic saltines though, sure!
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Mmm saladas
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ok, I know you like saltines but have you tried…
R A T I O N S!?
ryan@the.coolest.zone 1 year ago
mm mm nothing does my body better than
sleeve of saltinesHank@kbin.social 1 year ago
Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp
cakeslayer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This, but make it a Ritz cracker mmmm
estoypoopin@kbin.social 1 year ago
May I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you're too busy (or poor) to eat!
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Water, like from the toilet?
get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.
geekworking@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t afford Brandow.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Also shitjustworks !
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick.
Bottoms up.
On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who hurt you
Soundhole@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Your wife and I have at least one thing in common.
soren446@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TwoGems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!