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- Comment on Well... civilization's had a good run. 10 months ago:
Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.
- Comment on Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"... 10 months ago:
Remember those curly telephone cords that stretched out to like 40ft when your mom walked around the house while on the phone and you had to dodge the cord like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? And then the cord shrunk back to like 8ft when she hung the phone back on the cradle on the wall. And the next time your mom hung up the phone, the cord was like 10ft long with a bunch of kinks and twists. And the next time she hung the cord was like 12ft long and starting to bunch on the floor. And eventually there was like 30ft of telephone cord on the floor under the cradle that just gets kicked out of the way into the nearest corner and collects dust bunnies until the next time the phone rings and your mom answers and walks all around the house like she always does. (I could keep going but I don’t know where it will end.) Remember those curly telephone cords?
You need a curly ethernet cord like that for your watch. It could help to get around.
Also, what model watch do you have that has an ethernet port? My watch works fine but my gf is always complaining about a rock solid connection so I’m thinking about getting a new one.
- Comment on This 10 months ago:
Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?
- Comment on New Lemmy trend incoming 10 months ago:
Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.
- Comment on A lesson in Input Validation 10 months ago:
Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?
- Comment on A masterpiece 11 months ago:
:gfdd
- Comment on Cabdy land 11 months ago:
I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it’s not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I’m not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.
What I do know, globglogabgalab’s flow is sick.
- Comment on Please stop the ride, I want off 1 year ago:
Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
Come war on our continent! But really please don’t. We’re doing a good enough job getting there on our own.
- Comment on “I flew to Japan to visit "Michaelsoft Binbows" in person” 1 year ago:
Unexpectedly watched this whole video plus the precursor video. Wasn’t a waste of an hour and a half. Thanks for sharing.
- Comment on Soaking in the worst air quality in the world 1 year ago:
Mauve is next logical color IMO
- Comment on Soaking in the worst air quality in the world 1 year ago:
There’s a reason for it, or at least an explanation for the odd color scheme. I don’t exactly remember cuz I heard it on NPR in the background. It goes something like red is bad, purple is really bad, and the people coming up with the color scheme never imagined something really really bad so maroon(red+brown) was just suggested for really really bad. And the smoke has gotten past really really bad in some places.
- Comment on Is has all the nutrients the body needs 1 year ago:
Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.