Hank

@Hank@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Aliens did a little trolling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah you mean racing. For a moment I wanted to argue that it's more humane to eradicate pugs due to their miserable health problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Allegedly Sent ‘Scorched-Earth Letter’ to Warner Bros. Demanding to Keep Amber Heard in ‘Aquaman 2’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be funnier if she was was right tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upvoting a factually incorrect comment because it sounds nice, and downvoting a factually correct comment because it sounds bad.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We sure are but I'm not throwing a hissy fit at the thought of being outside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upvoting a factually incorrect comment because it sounds nice, and downvoting a factually correct comment because it sounds bad.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like such a baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot take: Users without a profile pick are mildlyinfuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don't like seeing profile pics. It takes away some of the anomity and makes me judge a comment before I read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bizarre Movie Posters From Africa That Are So Bad, They’re Good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The X-Men one has the same art style like russian icons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel superior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Me looking down at the atheism community for posting cringe content.

  I'm not disagreeing with the message btw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone who thinks in detail about political online stuff like that deserves to be openly mocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buy junk food so we can give a shit for a limited time and penny pinch at the same time!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What's the deal with the up to 43k?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red or blue team?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Armpits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you turn into something when you see the child?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NBA social media employee posts rant using official account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The American way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is has all the nutrients the body needs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cowboy takes down turd with gun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No offense but I'm too well informed about the state of our planet to support conservative ideologies. We've started an extinction level event. Do you have any idea about how rare those are?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cowboy takes down turd with gun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit that's hilarious. It gets on my list of 'movies I'll probably watch some day's'.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cowboy takes down turd with gun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo you want the Marlboro man to just show up and settle labor disputes by exceptional gunslinging?

  When I started writing my intent was to mock you but then I realized that that's exactly what I want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well he's leading a country and not trying to gain relevance by posting 'republicans say they good but actually they BAD'-style content.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ad hominem, here we fucking go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So what? It's like pointing out the sky is blue. He got some internet fame a couple of years ago for being good at handling hecklers. This entire video is a pathetic attempt at capitalizing from mindless political outrage and the entire format of the video is nothing more than pandering in the hope that he gets blessed by the algorithm. I don't disagree with the statement, I disagree with the format.
  Most comedians are dumb as shit and we should demand higher quality when we consume political content. A ten year old could make this video (with sources).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm a German leftist. However anyone who thinks a comedian posting YouTube shorts is a reasonable source for political insight is a moron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don't care about a political analysis from a fucking comedian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On this day in 1908, the first animated film was released: Émile Cohl's "Fantasmagorie"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That fight film has such an early internet vibe. Just some dudes filming bullshit they think is entertaining.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember Chappelle as a white news anchor? That'd be dope when a black guy in makeup like that puts on shoe polish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that I think of it I'd like to see Jamie Foxx doing this. Maybe not movie length but it could be a nice sketch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the movie about Al Pacino doing accounting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Would it be ok if a Jew was wearing a prosthetic nose?

  For the sake of the argument: would it be ok if a black actor portrays a white actor doing blackface?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Tron: Ares’ Delayed as Director Criticizes “Extremely Frustrating” Strike Talks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It's a continuation of the original story so I'd say it's a sequel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's their secret?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My theory that I just made up without any research or noteworthy knowledge on the topic is that women have a slower metabolism (which is related to hormones as their muscle mass and density is lower).
  The slower your metabolism and your caloric intake the less cells are replicating. When cells are being replaced there's always some degradation of genetic information involved. If you don't require much energy and thus keep your metabolism low your body is under less pressure. It's basically like a car with high mileage that has only seen constant slow highway speeds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Are there any genres where listeners are bigger snobs than metal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I disagree. Making the store more specific narrows down the profile of OPs mom so it's a better setup for her hitting all requirements. People like when unnecessarily complicated expectations are met.