Hank
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- Comment on The Aliens did a little trolling 7 months ago:
Ah you mean racing. For a moment I wanted to argue that it's more humane to eradicate pugs due to their miserable health problems.
- Comment on Elon Musk Allegedly Sent ‘Scorched-Earth Letter’ to Warner Bros. Demanding to Keep Amber Heard in ‘Aquaman 2’ 8 months ago:
It would be funnier if she was was right tho.
- Comment on Upvoting a factually incorrect comment because it sounds nice, and downvoting a factually correct comment because it sounds bad. 9 months ago:
We sure are but I'm not throwing a hissy fit at the thought of being outside.
- Comment on Upvoting a factually incorrect comment because it sounds nice, and downvoting a factually correct comment because it sounds bad. 9 months ago:
You sound like such a baby.
- Comment on Hot take: Users without a profile pick are mildlyinfuriating 9 months ago:
I don't like seeing profile pics. It takes away some of the anomity and makes me judge a comment before I read it.
- Comment on Bizarre Movie Posters From Africa That Are So Bad, They’re Good 10 months ago:
The X-Men one has the same art style like russian icons.
- Comment on I feel superior 10 months ago:
Me looking down at the atheism community for posting cringe content.
I'm not disagreeing with the message btw.
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
Anyone who thinks in detail about political online stuff like that deserves to be openly mocked.
- Comment on Buy junk food so we can give a shit for a limited time and penny pinch at the same time! 10 months ago:
What's the deal with the up to 43k?
- Comment on Red or blue team? 10 months ago:
Armpits
- Comment on She's beautiful 10 months ago:
Do you turn into something when you see the child?
- Comment on NBA social media employee posts rant using official account 10 months ago:
The American way.
- Comment on Is has all the nutrients the body needs 10 months ago:
Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp
- Comment on Cowboy takes down turd with gun 10 months ago:
No offense but I'm too well informed about the state of our planet to support conservative ideologies. We've started an extinction level event. Do you have any idea about how rare those are?
- Comment on Cowboy takes down turd with gun 10 months ago:
Holy shit that's hilarious. It gets on my list of 'movies I'll probably watch some day's'.
- Comment on Cowboy takes down turd with gun 10 months ago:
Yo you want the Marlboro man to just show up and settle labor disputes by exceptional gunslinging?
When I started writing my intent was to mock you but then I realized that that's exactly what I want.
- Comment on "Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter 10 months ago:
Well he's leading a country and not trying to gain relevance by posting 'republicans say they good but actually they BAD'-style content.
- Comment on "Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter 10 months ago:
Ad hominem, here we fucking go.
- Comment on "Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter 10 months ago:
So what? It's like pointing out the sky is blue. He got some internet fame a couple of years ago for being good at handling hecklers. This entire video is a pathetic attempt at capitalizing from mindless political outrage and the entire format of the video is nothing more than pandering in the hope that he gets blessed by the algorithm. I don't disagree with the statement, I disagree with the format.
Most comedians are dumb as shit and we should demand higher quality when we consume political content. A ten year old could make this video (with sources). - Comment on "Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter 10 months ago:
I'm a German leftist. However anyone who thinks a comedian posting YouTube shorts is a reasonable source for political insight is a moron.
- Comment on "Republicans are Dangerous" - Steve Hofstetter 10 months ago:
I don't care about a political analysis from a fucking comedian.
- Comment on On this day in 1908, the first animated film was released: Émile Cohl's "Fantasmagorie" 10 months ago:
That fight film has such an early internet vibe. Just some dudes filming bullshit they think is entertaining.
- Comment on Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose 10 months ago:
Remember Chappelle as a white news anchor? That'd be dope when a black guy in makeup like that puts on shoe polish.
- Comment on Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose 10 months ago:
Now that I think of it I'd like to see Jamie Foxx doing this. Maybe not movie length but it could be a nice sketch.
- Comment on Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose 10 months ago:
Is the movie about Al Pacino doing accounting?
- Comment on Bradley Cooper in ‘Jewface’ storm after Leonard Bernstein trailer reveals prosthetic nose 10 months ago:
Would it be ok if a Jew was wearing a prosthetic nose?
For the sake of the argument: would it be ok if a black actor portrays a white actor doing blackface?
- Comment on ‘Tron: Ares’ Delayed as Director Criticizes “Extremely Frustrating” Strike Talks 10 months ago:
It's a continuation of the original story so I'd say it's a sequel.
- Comment on What's their secret? 10 months ago:
My theory that I just made up without any research or noteworthy knowledge on the topic is that women have a slower metabolism (which is related to hormones as their muscle mass and density is lower).
The slower your metabolism and your caloric intake the less cells are replicating. When cells are being replaced there's always some degradation of genetic information involved. If you don't require much energy and thus keep your metabolism low your body is under less pressure. It's basically like a car with high mileage that has only seen constant slow highway speeds. - Comment on It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet 10 months ago:
Are there any genres where listeners are bigger snobs than metal?
- Comment on heh 10 months ago:
I disagree. Making the store more specific narrows down the profile of OPs mom so it's a better setup for her hitting all requirements. People like when unnecessarily complicated expectations are met.