Metal people are always like “nooo it’s not all annoying noise and throaty growling, you just have to listen to X” and then X is all annoying noise and throaty growling.
It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet
Submitted 2 years ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 2 years ago
Johanno@feddit.de 2 years ago
Hold on a second!
I mean if you don’t like metal then don’t listen to it but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres. Basically if you can think of sth there is probably a metal Version of it(idk why though)
If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
Leroy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
Wtf, thanks for bringing this band into my life
GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 2 years ago
but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres.
That’s because every metal band suffers from the delusion that their sound is novel and genre defining, although more likely, it’s just a tiny variation on annoying noise and throaty growling.
HRDS_654@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m a metalhead and I love Babymetal.
XEAL@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Great, I see that Alternative Metal and Nu Metal are in the clear.
Arekusenpai@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And Grunge Metal as well
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What is grunge metal that’s not better described as sludge, stoner, or doom?
XEAL@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Interesting, I didn’t know that was a thing.
Damage@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Eh, the meme’s talking about music after all
NathanielThomas@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s funny is how 80s metal like twisted sister is now just adorable classic rock
RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Proud garbage enjoyer
djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Terlet or torlet?
If you think that’s bad you should see the urinus.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
FuckADuck, I’d have a rewatch, I’m suprised I’m not having a re-watch right now
TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I’D HAVE A REWATCH!
Gordon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What happened there?
djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Tis a reference to Letterkenny
xintrik@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I don’t know, but Steve is pissed.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Up until this point I have never once heard of Crust punk.
magnetosphere@kbin.social 2 years ago
Neither have I, and I’m glad.
It makes me think of the “crust” you’d find in the bathroom of a punk rock venue. Gross.
cptmurphy616@midwest.social 2 years ago
That’s actually pretty spot on for describing Crust Punk
ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tbf, it doesn’t belong on this list
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I feel personally attacked
luthis@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
Every one of those genres is so different, it’s kind of wierd most of them fall under ‘metal.’
LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet.
hemmes@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
How do it get there?
Brochetudo@feddit.de 2 years ago
Unfathomably based
Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve dug tbis grave so many times
The dirt, exhausted as the mind
cokane_88@lemmy.world 2 years ago
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
!metalmemes@lemmy.world
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I never understood people that like metal. Some people are fascinated by this band called meshuggah and it’s juste impressive body coordination by following algorithmic rules that end up sounding like random noise. The meaningless screaming is garbage. I hate vocals and screeching at the microphone isn’t better.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I don’t understand it, therefore it’s bad.
That guy probably
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I mean people food that taste like plastic and call it a delicacy. It that’s your thing, enjoy.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I personally dislike Meshugga because I don’t care for gutteral screaming, but even my drunk ass isn’t arrogant enough to call it garbage just because it’s not to my taste.
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
The meaningless screaming is garbage Read again, slowly. I didn’t say meshuggah is garbage, the meaningless screaming in metal is garbage.
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I always equate it to spicy food. It’s painful and unpleasant, but you can’t stop going back for more. It’s a sort of weird catharsis that follows, as well.
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
As someone who enjoy spicy food your comment made me understand it more than any assay about what we find enjoyable or not. Mind blown.
Moc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I switch between both states depending on mood
Chalky_Pockets@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Torn on this one.
On the one hand, there’s a lot of great metal, it’s obviously not all garbage.
On the other hand, I love winding up those people who get all bent out of shape about how one or more of those genes “isn’t real metal” so I kinda still appreciate the post lol.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I fuck with metal, this meme is not at all supposed to be taken at face value
Hank@kbin.social 2 years ago
Are there any genres where listeners are bigger snobs than metal?