Metal people are always like “nooo it’s not all annoying noise and throaty growling, you just have to listen to X” and then X is all annoying noise and throaty growling.
It's called shitposting because it's done on the terlet
Submitted 1 year ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 1 year ago
Johanno@feddit.de 1 year ago
Hold on a second!
I mean if you don’t like metal then don’t listen to it but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres. Basically if you can think of sth there is probably a metal Version of it(idk why though)
If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
Leroy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
Wtf, thanks for bringing this band into my life
GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 1 year ago
but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres.
That’s because every metal band suffers from the delusion that their sound is novel and genre defining, although more likely, it’s just a tiny variation on annoying noise and throaty growling.
HRDS_654@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m a metalhead and I love Babymetal.
XEAL@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Great, I see that Alternative Metal and Nu Metal are in the clear.
Arekusenpai@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And Grunge Metal as well
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What is grunge metal that’s not better described as sludge, stoner, or doom?
XEAL@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Interesting, I didn’t know that was a thing.
Damage@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Eh, the meme’s talking about music after all
NathanielThomas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s funny is how 80s metal like twisted sister is now just adorable classic rock
RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Proud garbage enjoyer
djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Terlet or torlet?
If you think that’s bad you should see the urinus.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FuckADuck, I’d have a rewatch, I’m suprised I’m not having a re-watch right now
TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’D HAVE A REWATCH!
Gordon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What happened there?
djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Tis a reference to Letterkenny
xintrik@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I don’t know, but Steve is pissed.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Up until this point I have never once heard of Crust punk.
magnetosphere@kbin.social 1 year ago
Neither have I, and I’m glad.
It makes me think of the “crust” you’d find in the bathroom of a punk rock venue. Gross.
cptmurphy616@midwest.social 1 year ago
That’s actually pretty spot on for describing Crust Punk
ettyblatant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tbf, it doesn’t belong on this list
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I feel personally attacked
luthis@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Every one of those genres is so different, it’s kind of wierd most of them fall under ‘metal.’
LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet.
hemmes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
How do it get there?
Brochetudo@feddit.de 1 year ago
Unfathomably based
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve dug tbis grave so many times
The dirt, exhausted as the mind
cokane_88@lemmy.world 1 year ago
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
!metalmemes@lemmy.world
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I never understood people that like metal. Some people are fascinated by this band called meshuggah and it’s juste impressive body coordination by following algorithmic rules that end up sounding like random noise. The meaningless screaming is garbage. I hate vocals and screeching at the microphone isn’t better.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I don’t understand it, therefore it’s bad.
That guy probably
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I mean people food that taste like plastic and call it a delicacy. It that’s your thing, enjoy.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I personally dislike Meshugga because I don’t care for gutteral screaming, but even my drunk ass isn’t arrogant enough to call it garbage just because it’s not to my taste.
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The meaningless screaming is garbage Read again, slowly. I didn’t say meshuggah is garbage, the meaningless screaming in metal is garbage.
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I always equate it to spicy food. It’s painful and unpleasant, but you can’t stop going back for more. It’s a sort of weird catharsis that follows, as well.
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
As someone who enjoy spicy food your comment made me understand it more than any assay about what we find enjoyable or not. Mind blown.
Moc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I switch between both states depending on mood
Chalky_Pockets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Torn on this one.
On the one hand, there’s a lot of great metal, it’s obviously not all garbage.
On the other hand, I love winding up those people who get all bent out of shape about how one or more of those genes “isn’t real metal” so I kinda still appreciate the post lol.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I fuck with metal, this meme is not at all supposed to be taken at face value
Hank@kbin.social 1 year ago
Are there any genres where listeners are bigger snobs than metal?