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Would this be a red or green flag?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My sister found my Sim game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.

    I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was this your character?

      Image

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      • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Too close for comfort.

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      • galanthus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Where is this from?

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Own that shit

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        OP should text their sister, bring up this memory, and then ask for her friend’s number.

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    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lmao. Did your neighbour find out?

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?

    Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.

    Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.

    The maid’s - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn’t matter if you’re the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody’s enjoying themselves.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Contrary to what you might expect, the left behind tends to get a bit more direct attention than the right, roughly 30% more time independent on total duration. This is because for right handed people, the left is more awkward to engage with on the side, so making the left behind the main behind with the right behind by their right hand feels more natural and comfortable.

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Red flag. I don’t wanna date people who take the Sims seriously.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What if our sims live in a swimming pool with no ladder?

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      • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s a fucking mood right there.

        (Also it depends on which Sims game and what the goal is. If they’re doing it in the Sims 3 or Sims 4 and trying to drown our Sims, then I’ll call them a scrub, tell them to gitgud and then block them. Unless there’s also a wall around the pool. Otherwise, 10/10)

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    • lurklurk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like you’re taking the Sims pretty seriously ;)

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      • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Duh. I’m trying to collect as many red flags as possible. They’re very pretty. uwu

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Definitely cute.

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, I only date women who would prefer to wear the French maid outfit themselves.

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    • corvi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same but for men

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Like…as a fetish, or do you want to date your maid so you don’t have to pay?

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  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends, was this all her game, or did she find my existing game and insert herself into it?

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    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which is the good one out of those?

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      • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m just happy she can use a computer to that degree.

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  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My partner did this to see how our children would look. Thankfully the generated spawn were wildly inaccurate.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hopefully the language they speak is more intelligible too.

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      • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah they’re pretty well spoken. Although they often use sentences that are part English and part Norwegian. So it can sound weird if you’re not used to it.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Closet door suddenly opens and a full sized silicon sex doll resembling themselves falls out … voice activation turns on as the doll lies face down on the floor … “That’s it baby, let’s make more babies, that’s the stuff” … sex doll vibrates vigorously on the floor

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  • Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Both flags at the same time.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So what would that be, a brown flag?

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  • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gawd that reminds me I used to base my Sims off the names on the back of cd cases.

    I’m sorry eazy e that I had your widow in a house full of bone thugs, I didn’t know who she was

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I vote red flag, since it’s sound like something I would do. (Definitely something I did in secondary school.)

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  • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …anyone with a housemaid is a red flag…

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My uncle and aunt have one for years, they’re also old and need someone to take care of the daily chores, and treat their housemaid good to the point she refused to go back to her country. Is it a redflag? Not sure about you, but it isn’t in my book.

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    • galanthus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, but is it not better to not have to do housework? If you could hire one, wouldn’t that be preferrable?

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      • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We hired a maid to come clean once. I was so ashamed that I cleaned for 2 days before they came. I still feel gross. I’m so sorry lol

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      • Kacarott@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you have the wealth to afford a housemaid, then any way of spreading that wealth to others in a non-manipulative way is good.

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      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, why would I want someone I only have a business relationship with in my house touching my stuff?

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you’re red/green colorblind:

    • it doesn’t matter
    • it’s hard to quickly tell the overall mood of your sims
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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The one for me

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Four kids??

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Yeah. If they die, you can sell the tombstone for money.

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  • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    GREENER

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