Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things

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• ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She’s early not a listerated pepsin gum girl

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Momo’s breath probably smells like if a cigarette could fart lmao

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me and who? 🥺👉👈

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman’s hand before kissing her cupids bow

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That sounds way dirtier than just saying “Lips”

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• kn33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A crummy commercial?

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  • ImminentOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This was my immediate thought as well. Well played.

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?

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  • amon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • lengau@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is he a Listerated Pepsid Gum boy?

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Have you tried the grapefruit technique?

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  • _____@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    you’re a boykisser aren’t you

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do we have an oldschoolridiculous community on Lemmy yet? This would be great content

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• AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nonsense right at steps two and three. Signaling to another person that you respect their consent by asking permission on even the small things is hot.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Told a woman when we were alone under a perfect starry sky “I’d really love to kiss you right now”.
    She hit me with “I know”.

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    • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Her name? Hannette Solo

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  • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    For real, I can’t express how effective a well-placed "May I kiss you?” can be. For both parties.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So, what you’re telling me is that every time I’ve ever eaten pussy I fucked up because none of them used Listerated Pepsin Gum? Gdi.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who has to ask permission for a kiss?!

  “Uh… can I… um… you know… uh…”

  I’ve had enough girls give me that, “STFU and kiss me you idiot” look, which closely resembles the, “WTF is he waiting for?” look. Can’t image the look I was asking first.

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  • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Autistic people deserve love too.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      LOL, no. 19/20ths of y’all aren’t autistic, at all. The younger gen just got fucked over:

      old.reddit.com/…/for_those_who_worklive_around_te…

      I’d suggest everyone take a deep dive on those comments. See what you take out of it.

      tl;dl: GenZ isn’t inherently fucked up, but they got fucked up. READ. IT. ALL.

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are generally nonverbal cues, yes. If you’re unsure, then asking is better.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also, if you’re wrong, jail.

      At least that’s the threat.

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My problem is that look so similar to the “Oh, God, he’s not thinking about kissing me, is he?” look.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you lean in, she’s leaning in, faces close, DO IT.

      If you find a girl with her face closing in, I promise you, she’s more likely waiting on you to make the move. DO IT.

      One of my favorite lines was from Dostoevsky: “She was greatly moved (?) by his daring.” Something like that. Finally hit me. Yeah, women like a man who is bold.

      That’s not a license to be a jerk. That means to be decisive.

      “But what if she didn’t want me to kiss her?”

      Then she wouldn’t have put her face so close to yours. Women aren’t clueless.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Apparently I don’t

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1000000225

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