A crummy commercial?
Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things
Submitted 3 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kn33@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ImminentOrbit@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This was my immediate thought as well. Well played.
9point6@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Do we have an oldschoolridiculous community on Lemmy yet? This would be great content
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman’s hand before kissing her cupids bow
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That sounds way dirtier than just saying “Lips”
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?
amon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
lengau@midwest.social 3 months ago
Is he a Listerated Pepsid Gum boy?
bstix@feddit.dk 3 months ago
Have you tried the grapefruit technique?
_____@lemm.ee 3 months ago
you’re a boykisser aren’t you
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Nonsense right at steps two and three. Signaling to another person that you respect their consent by asking permission on even the small things is hot.
superkret@feddit.org 3 months ago
Told a woman when we were alone under a perfect starry sky “I’d really love to kiss you right now”.
She hit me with “I know”.thurstylark@lemm.ee 3 months ago
For real, I can’t express how effective a well-placed "May I kiss you?” can be. For both parties.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
So, what you’re telling me is that every time I’ve ever eaten pussy I fucked up because none of them used Listerated Pepsin Gum? Gdi.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Who has to ask permission for a kiss?!
“Uh… can I… um… you know… uh…”
I’ve had enough girls give me that, “STFU and kiss me you idiot” look, which closely resembles the, “WTF is he waiting for?” look. Can’t image the look I was asking first.
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Autistic people deserve love too.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
LOL, no. 19/20ths of y’all aren’t autistic, at all. The younger gen just got fucked over:
old.reddit.com/…/for_those_who_worklive_around_te…
I’d suggest everyone take a deep dive on those comments. See what you take out of it.
tl;dl: GenZ isn’t inherently fucked up, but they got fucked up. READ. IT. ALL.
Serinus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are generally nonverbal cues, yes. If you’re unsure, then asking is better.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Also, if you’re wrong, jail.
At least that’s the threat.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My problem is that look so similar to the “Oh, God, he’s not thinking about kissing me, is he?” look.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you lean in, she’s leaning in, faces close, DO IT.
If you find a girl with her face closing in, I promise you, she’s more likely waiting on you to make the move. DO IT.
One of my favorite lines was from Dostoevsky: “She was greatly moved (?) by his daring.” Something like that. Finally hit me. Yeah, women like a man who is bold.
That’s not a license to be a jerk. That means to be decisive.
“But what if she didn’t want me to kiss her?”
Then she wouldn’t have put her face so close to yours. Women aren’t clueless.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Apparently I don’t
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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Denjin@lemmings.world 3 months ago
She’s early not a listerated pepsin gum girl
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Momo’s breath probably smells like if a cigarette could fart lmao
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Me and who? 🥺👉👈