Anon's strict mom

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    and become homeless I guess

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What? No. I’m not kicking them out into the streets. But I will absolutely incentivize moving out. You can’t just do NOTHING about having a NEET child, that’s bad parenting. So is forcing your children to be homeless.

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So you would rather protocol and document your child’s masturbation behavior than just telling them to pay rent or get out? Both would be a lot less awkward, but thats just me i guess

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t think I could actually kick my child out onto the streets. But I am not above petty negative incentives so that they can actually take steps to improve their lives.

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  • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What a culture!

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And what about when they call your bluff and turn “semen inspection time” into a “guess where I came this time” game?

    Then combine it with the “release numbered animals” and say there was n+1 to find when there’s really only n.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ahahahaha well I guess then I’ll have to kick em out. Can’t outsmart me when I hold the trump cards.

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  • Manzas@lemdro.id ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Of course a christian user said this there is no other way someone would post this.

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    • Hello@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think you need to read their name again

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I am so not a Christian my guy

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• exploitedamerican@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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  • OR3X@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bro wtf

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• AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did you try to grow up and move out?

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    buying a house? in this economy??

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• JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Couldn’t he just flush it down the toilet?

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How if mom controls the tissue inventory?

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      By nutting directly into the toilet, bypassing the need for tissue

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• WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does uv light actually do that? I thought they had to spray some stuff to make it actually detect fluids.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Body fluids can be detected just with a UV light yes.

    Watch Gordon do it to a gross hotel www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4ZAZJphx4

    The stuff youre talking about where forensic scientists spray stuff, they’re spraying Luminol to detect trace amounts of blood because it reacts with the iron in the blood traces and makes it luminescent enough for it to be photographed in a darkened room even without UV.

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  • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Luminol is a chemical that reacts with hemoglobin to glow where very small amounts of blood might have been. That’s usually sprayed, for detecting much smaller concentrations than what would show up under a UV light. That might be what you’re thinking of.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know from personal experience that splooge does not fluoresce under uv. Pee does however.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The answer is incest

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s always the answer

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• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.

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