Covfefe

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

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    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whatever you say, stupidsay-see

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  kitchen scale master race

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  • brian@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that is a can of Folgers. I’d argue that incriminating a kitchen scale in the process makes it even worse

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only thing Folger’s is good for is providing a receptacle for the friend you’re about to wear all over your face, beard, and hair because everything’s a fucking travesty with Walter.

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If only there was some medicinal substance, which could perhaps be imbibed in a ready form such as a drink, that would aid in memory acuity and overall sharpness of thought?

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And then you chug down the medicinal substance like food until you can’t count to 10 without chugging down a Litre of it. 👍

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  • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But you need coffee in order to make coffee…ahh, the ultimate quandary!!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but then he’ll say “my spoon is too big!”

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    • BenM2023@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With enough coffee he will soon become a banana…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like leaving a 1/4 cup spoon in em. 1/4 cup is 4 tablespoons, so you want 10 it’s just 2 1/2 scoops.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

  Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s not forgetting, it’s measuring with your heart.

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• procrastitron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Use one hand to scoop and use the fingers on your other hand to count to ten. Then you don’t have to remember.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I’m too tired to count properly, but don’t most people only have five fingers per hand?

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?

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    • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, with the coming nuclear wars, you might just grow a third.

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You guys can count to 10?

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  60g/l. that’s all you need to remember with coffee.

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  • dukatos@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only if arabica.

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• masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ~1/2 cup ground is ~8 cups coffee.

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  • lengau@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s some weak coffee…

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    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ~

      +/-

      More or less

      Adjust to your liking

      Use the Strong button if your brewer has one.

      Insufflate if necessary.

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got a tub of protein powder or something that had a scoop perfectly portioned for my morning cup. I’ve been using that for years

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  what

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