I don’t have calf cramps, but sometimes I’ll be flexing my toes and I’ll feel one start to fire up a cramp, and it’s a fast-paced high-stakes game of Operation, where I keep moving my toe around trying to find the magic relaxation spot, while it sends off more and more alarming pre-cramp warning buzzes. (That may not be a perfect metaphor but I got tired of thinking of board games. I also considered Battleship.)
That funny feeling
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calabast@lemm.ee 1 week ago
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A high stakes game of “Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck”
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What works for me is immediately pulling my foot back in an L shape as hard as I can.
gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 week ago
Yeah this. Nowadays I can usually stop it or at least make it way lighter by just moving my foot in the right position again. It has almost become a reflex at this point
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 week ago
Yeah but to do that I have to stand up or have something to force my foot against to actually bend it.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 week ago
From what I’ve read, you should avoid using external influences to fix cramps, as they could easily damage your tendons.
Very much not an expert, though.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I can just pull my foot back by itself. Must be really bad cramps if you can’t do that!
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you feel your calf cramping up you should sit up in bed, straighten the troublesome leg, then grab your toes. I think it’s called the seated toe touch.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I like to jump out of bed and put weight on the leg.
That is if my blanket doesn’t trip me.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My roommate told me about this strat and it has saved my life.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Someone explained to me that all you have to do is get out of the bed and immediately stand on it and the cramp generally won’t happen or will be much milder. Tested and it works like a charm.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is the correct answer. The first time it cramped, my wife was begginge to stand on it as I massaged it while screaming in agony. The second time it happened she wasn’t home, so I decided to just try what she had told me to do a d poof the pain disappeared.
foggianism@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Take magnesium supplements every now and then to stop cramps from happening.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
I didn’t know this was common for other people. I’ve always viewed my capacity to cause what should be a sporting injury from lying in bed as a uniquely personally shameful indictment.
egonallanon@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The long term solution is to increase the iunt if potassium you consume.
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yep, most people are deficient.
Starting drinking 500mL–1L of coconut water every day. Cramps are gone forever now. Learn to like the taste if you don’t. It’ll extend your life.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Bananas should also work. And magnesium, which is easy to supplement.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Also regular exercise reduces cramps.
Sunshine@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Ooh that’s rough just like that time when you feel like you’re falling.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And then there’s me, intentionally causing foot cramps to revel in the feeling.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 week ago
c/unpopularopinion
CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Brother, I’ve found my tribe at last
93maddie94@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I got these almost every morning when I was pregnant. Thankfully they only lasted a few minutes (besides a soreness for the rest of the day), but they sucked. I had to train myself to not move my legs in my sleep.
mctoasterson@reddthat.com 6 days ago
Drink water. Fix your shitty diet. Eat bananas or sweet potatoes or other sources of potassium. Take dietary magnesium supplements or use the topical magnesium stuff (like Theraworx foam) on your affected muscle groups before bed.
By doing the above, I went from frequently having calf cramps to never having calf cramps.
tooclose104@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
I don’t get the calf cramps, but foot or ribs. Ribs are the fucking worst because hiw the fuck do you stretch that out?! I can only reach up so high! It’s not fair!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 week ago
Bend to the sides. Left you bend your trunk left and reach your right arm over your head to the left. Stretches all those side muscles around the ribs and stomach.
tooclose104@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
I try this and it sometimes helps, but sometimes the “crunching” side starts to throw a cramp too. I should eat more bananas…
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I get the rib cramps sometimes. Hanging down from a door frame sometimes helps. Just dont rip the door frame off.
tooclose104@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
One of the previous owners of my house believed in rolling dice for how many Brad nails to use. It could contain anywhere from 1 to 100 in the casing.
dukatos@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Take a deep breath and hold it couple of seconds.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
or thigh. thighs are bigger. badder.
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The best feeling. Sometimes I induce it just a bit to feel that sexy ahh tightness in my calves, there’s really nothing like it.
univers3man@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hello? Police? Yes, this comment here.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
I am perplexed by you, but I am glad that you have something that makes you happy.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Best feeling? Calf cramps are horrendous. I’ve spent many nights at tournaments walking the hotel lobby in the middle of the night.
ARk@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That’s when you stretch it out more and face your fears
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Friend came limping over one day. Our other friend watched him rolling around in agony for almost 20 minutes.
“Dude! You can stretch it and it goes away instantly!”