Big Ol' Beavers

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Justin Beaver Image

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Omg. It’s the Beavles!

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rooftop concert!!!

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  • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one from Beavers and Butthead?

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• Lupus@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

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• WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?

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  • Aremel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anything but metric!

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  • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Bieber” is German for “Beaver”

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• realitista@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bieber for scale

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bóbr kurwa!

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  • Jourei@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THAT is a kurwing bober

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  which one did Winona have?

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

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  • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tired metric joke

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    • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.

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  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This one’s actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German

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• kraftpudding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bigger != taller explicitly

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• BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They were going to say “bigger than Jesus” but it was deemed too controversial.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bigger than wrestling!

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• 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is the beaver smaller than beiber?

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• CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.

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