Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.
Big Ol' Beavers
Submitted 10 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 40 minutes ago
Lupus@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
BossDj@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 hours ago
Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
which one did Winona have?
WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
Aremel@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Tired metric joke
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
This one’s actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German
dumbass@leminal.space 3 hours ago
Why is the beaver smaller than beiber?
smeg@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact
kraftpudding@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 hours ago
Bigger != taller explicitly
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
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CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 minutes ago
Anything but metric!