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Anon reviews a game on steam

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always try to keep my reviews constructive for small devs. So far, they’ve always appreciated the detailed feedback. I’ve had a few where I completely changed my reviews after they fixed my complaints and let me know about the update.

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      after they fixed my complaints and let me know about the update

      Patch note for release 0.7.34
- Allow junk loot to be droppable
- Addressed feedback from user Dettweiler42 "This shit game sucks ass!!" to suck 80% less ass
- Removed placeholder mob mechanic when in certain situations
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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of when someone left a leaf-blowing simulator a review “can’t sex the leaves” and it caused the dev to make a sex update to a leaf blowing simulator

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    • CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Outrageous! It’s terrible what people can force devs to do. I would like to apologize for my fellow human’s behavior personally; can you give me the name of the game and/or a download link? Or at least some screenshots, so I can, uh, be further outraged.

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ok

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dose it actually add a new way to blow the leafs?

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Perhaps

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  • Mercuri@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For a laugh, review games on Google Play. The asinine responses you get…

    The most ridiculous one was for a pay-to-win bullethell game WITH NO BULLETS. You literally just effortlessly shot at enemies with virtually no way to die. But you could pay stupid sums of money for a better ship which killed enemies faster.

    The dev’s response to my review calling their game overpriced and boring? “Join the discord so you can get tips from top players”

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well we need an update… Did you join? Did you get any good tips???

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      • Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They are now a top player. TOP. PLAYER.

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      • DiogenesOfMiami@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The tip is: Buy the bigger ship.

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  • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    time spent in game when making a review: 600 hours.

    I hate this game.

    time spent in game after the review was written: 1400 hours.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I too have played MMOs.

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      • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I was thinking more in line with Paradox games, but your version works too.

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      • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Every MMO on steam is at mixed with negative reviews from 1000 hour players lol. Stop doing this to yourselves!

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i got in a fight with a small-time dev when they implemented marriages in a rogue like and allowed child marriages but not gay or interracial marriages

    long story short the community exploded and he went full nazi on twitter and now the reviews are actually more positive but from 4chan weirdos calling child marriages based

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What game was that!? Why does a roguelike even have marriage lmao

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    • _Sprite@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      steam discussions moment

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      • DiogenesOfMiami@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        At this point it’s “unmoderated comments section” moment. Pretty much all public spaces are infested with this stuff now.

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      REACTION IMAGE FEATURING HEAVY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 DOING A STEP-BY-STEP TUTORIAL ABOUT OPENING UP REDDIT AND DOING A DARK FACE

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      did they literally just imply that adding same sex marriages that the user has to initiate is the same as living under religious oppression?

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    • june@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not a great article. While it was mostly objective about the situation, it did not quote anyone but the developer, giving him complete control over the narrative, and links to many other articles about “rejecting wokeism”.

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    • GottaKnowYourCHKN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. That dev is changing the WORLD by fighting against all the woke jealous stupid libs who think you shouldn’t be able to marry a child.

      Smh. I’m so sick of these straight white dude Nazis acting like they are fighting thousands of years of oppression.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This was in 2016. But there was a indie game from a small dev in a European country that allowed backers to name NPCs, and there were some racist names. I called that out in my review, and the Dev went, “It’s not racist here in my country.”

      That led to a back and forth on the Steam forum which I got banned. Then I shared it on Reddit, but was stupid to use the same steam name as my twitter name and got a lot of toxic shit.

      I changed my steam name and tossed my twitter account, so no idea what happened, nor do I remember the game.

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    • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not sure if this is crusader kings or not

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      • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As of CK3, same sex marriages are allowed with a game setting, and I know same sex affairs were a thing in CK2. Enabling same sex marriages will disable achievements and at first I thought it was about historical accuracy, but it’s actually because it trivializes inheritance management.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The reply: Thanks for the money dipshit

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *presses refund*

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  • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a dev respond to me 5+ years after a review saying they had fixed the problems I mentioned. Now I have to download the game and play it again or I have no balls. God damn devs holding us accountable.

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3000 hours played

    Game is shit! Thumbs down 👇

    Me: “???”

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its called war thunder

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      • franklin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        To be fair it could also be league of legends or destiny 2

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    • Mercuri@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I will say that games aren’t static any more so there are legitimate reasons why this might occur. For instance, I had over 100 hours in a game and then the devs decided they liked money more than their player base so they retroactively added a bunch of micro-transactions to the game. The game had been fully released at this point and they just updated it to milk more money out of their player base.

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think some people keep playing the same game long beyond the point where it stops being fun.

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    • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why are you conflating time in a game with the game being good?

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Once I reviewed a $3 game and got the dev to add the frog character in the sequel lol
    steamcommunity.com/id/TriflingToad/…/1603180/

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  • ChiefSinner@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I left a negative review on a “AAA” game and the dev responded to it by gas lighting me that I didn’t play it right.

    TL;DR starfield sucks

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lol I was just going to bring that up

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me, when Bethesda replies to a negative review:Image

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  • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got so mad playing your video game. 30 hours of my life

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  • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Steam reviews are very important, even big studios like bethesda reply to negative reviews.

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    • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gta 5 doesn’t allow linux users to play online anymore. Everyone from the linux community shat on them, especially because it was one of the top played games on deck. Where are my rockstar replies? Image

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      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Rockstar is just asleep on the big pile of money that they got from the 100 people that bought shark cards every month since the release of GTAO and RDRO

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nice profile picture!

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When it’s “the” dev, give them a break.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol I do this shit all the time.

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Youre supposed to laugh at greentexts, not imitate them.

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hey if I pay money, and I think the hame sucks, I’m not gonna let it slide.

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      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Insert crispy Anakin

        I HATE YOU

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  • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t get it

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    • DiogenesOfMiami@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The joke is that people (including the main character/OP) feel comfortable criticizing others when those others don’t know about the criticism, but as soon as they do, the anti-confrontational/cowardly/etc. part of them immediately regrets being critical.

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      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thank you!

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