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ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well, normal is a stretch. They were still forbidden to read and written by a madman, driving anyone reading it at least partially insane.
Lovecraft was basing it on The King in Yellow by Robert Chambers. The character itseld also appears in the Lovecraft pantheon as Hastur.
Dav09@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
!lovecraft_mythos@lemmy.world
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
… NECKTIE!..
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Nickel?
FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Klaatu Barada Nikto
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I may not have said every single syllable!
BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What harm ever came from reading a book?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
We need that buddy cop movie
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
wjrii@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
The exception that proves the rule?
Wynnstan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I often judge a book by it’s cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.
hopesdead@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Technically its the “Necronomicon ex Mortis”. Which of course means “Book of the Dead of the Dead”
hopesdead@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
Still, don’t like that the name is shared.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
nifty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
NOPper@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
nifty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
cm0002@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Wait I’ve got an idea. Let’s make Chat GPT read it.
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I wanna read it.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
You underestimate the kinks of people
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
The embedded tooth really does it for me