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ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Well, normal is a stretch. They were still forbidden to read and written by a madman, driving anyone reading it at least partially insane.
Lovecraft was basing it on The King in Yellow by Robert Chambers. The character itseld also appears in the Lovecraft pantheon as Hastur.
Dav09@mander.xyz 1 day ago
!lovecraft_mythos@lemmy.world
Wynnstan@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I often judge a book by it’s cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 day ago
… NECKTIE!..
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 day ago
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nickel?
FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Klaatu Barada Nikto
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
I may not have said every single syllable!
Etterra@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wait I’ve got an idea. Let’s make Chat GPT read it.
BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What harm ever came from reading a book?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 18 hours ago
We need that buddy cop movie
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The exception that proves the rule?
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 day ago
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Technically its the “Necronomicon ex Mortis”. Which of course means “Book of the Dead of the Dead”
hopesdead@startrek.website 23 hours ago
Still, don’t like that the name is shared.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
nifty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
NOPper@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
nifty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
I wanna read it.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
You underestimate the kinks of people
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
The embedded tooth really does it for me