I should trust Zoidberg more than Dr. Phil?
Should you trust that doctor?
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Technically zoidberg should be further right on the training axis than everyone else on it combined, He’s literally the best doctor in the universe for every single species other than humans.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes even though Zoidberg is a fictional doctor he is ten times the doctor as that quack phil.
Shard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. He seemed like an extremely principled man.
NutWrench@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dwarf Doc isn’t a medical doctor, that’s just his nickname. He’s a drug connection.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn’t even get an actor)
averyminya@beehaw.org 10 months ago
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
wewbull@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Depends if you’re his assistant or not.
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Why don’t you ask Dee Barnes…
Comment105@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Where is House MD?
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I trust JD, Howser, and Strange.
Those guys are actually medical doctors.
If you’re not a medical doctor, not a real doctor.
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
He let his license lapse several years ago, though, and the last decade or so before that, he didn’t even practice. He just went on TV to hawk snake oil and designed equipment.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Buckaroo Bonzai reference. I love you.
Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dr Quinn any day.
10_0@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why isn’t Dr Mike on here?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hannibal goes at the top-right if you’re not rude.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Dr” Bubs is in Quadrant III. He’s the most quackinest.
Rin@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Dr Pepper very nice tho
shasta@lemm.ee 10 months ago
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*Hannibal Lecter
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No Doc Holliday?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Wait, Robotnik has a medical degree?!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Subverb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m just happy to see someone remembers the Spin Doctors.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One…two princes kneel before you.
One has diamonds in his pockets and never lies. The other wants to buy you rockets and never tells the truth.
What is the one question you could ask of only one of the princes to learn what a prince and lover ought to be so that your father won’t eat his hat and disown you?