I should trust Zoidberg more than Dr. Phil?
Should you trust that doctor?
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Technically zoidberg should be further right on the training axis than everyone else on it combined, He’s literally the best doctor in the universe for every single species other than humans.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes even though Zoidberg is a fictional doctor he is ten times the doctor as that quack phil.
Shard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You’re missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Kevorkian wouldn’t have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn’t made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. He seemed like an extremely principled man.
NutWrench@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dwarf Doc isn’t a medical doctor, that’s just his nickname. He’s a drug connection.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn’t even get an actor)
averyminya@beehaw.org 1 year ago
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Depends if you’re his assistant or not.
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Why don’t you ask Dee Barnes…
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Where is House MD?
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I trust JD, Howser, and Strange.
Those guys are actually medical doctors.
If you’re not a medical doctor, not a real doctor.
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.
He let his license lapse several years ago, though, and the last decade or so before that, he didn’t even practice. He just went on TV to hawk snake oil and designed equipment.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Buckaroo Bonzai reference. I love you.
Cyclist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dr Quinn any day.
10_0@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why isn’t Dr Mike on here?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hannibal goes at the top-right if you’re not rude.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Dr” Bubs is in Quadrant III. He’s the most quackinest.
Rin@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Dr Pepper very nice tho
shasta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
*Hannibal Lecter
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Doc Holliday?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wait, Robotnik has a medical degree?!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Subverb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m just happy to see someone remembers the Spin Doctors.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One…two princes kneel before you.
One has diamonds in his pockets and never lies. The other wants to buy you rockets and never tells the truth.
What is the one question you could ask of only one of the princes to learn what a prince and lover ought to be so that your father won’t eat his hat and disown you?