Me: Pineapple doesn’t deserve to be on a pizza!
This: Exists.
:O
Submitted 3 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Me: Pineapple doesn’t deserve to be on a pizza!
This: Exists.
:O
Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You’re missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.
Add banana and some sort of spicy sauce and I’m in
Spicy food in general should just not exist.
God is dead and we killed him
But this a biblically accurate depiction of an angel. God should be proud.
hahah good.
!foodcrimes@midwest.social candidate
No wonder China wants to invade
I guess this is retaliation for General Tso’s Chicken
some food recipes don’t need to exist
This pizza looks like it’s brother killed the entire clan and left.
Franken fidget spinner.
With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us
Saw similarly strange pizzas when I lived in Japan. I think in Asia generally they just have a different idea of what to put on a flatbread.
God I feel like my city is in the relative pizza stone age compared to this
I’m ethically opposed to much of this, but I can’t fault it for lack of ambition. It’s like a built-in dessert with every slice
looks like some symbol
Good god. Burn this world now
I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.
i think the problem is the oreo. remove them and add a chowder sauce?
Maybe save the oreos for the last slice?
What the fuck?
Huh? Is it just me or does the “chicken” look like raw ground turkey?
Nice munchie mandala
You son of a bitch, I’m in!
What have you done with the Vulkanpizza???
No!!! But also yes.
Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.
shi I’ll grab a slice
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.