anon finds a plothole

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• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was “the fairest of them all,” or “the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all.” She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hey mirror, isn’t that girl like 12?”

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it didn’t say it was the most bangable of them all

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    • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying to bang?

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Second place is the first loser, as they say

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.

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    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you’re not first, you’re last

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The mirror says most beautiful in the original german.

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    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, one of the moral points the fairy tale is making, is the fact that the queen is ugly inside.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair is just an old way of saying beautiful

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wasn’t the queen supposed to be the second most beautiful in the land though?

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• dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror is a pedophile.

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  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … THAT … was always my take as well. Just, wtf, Disney?

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That story is at least 120 years older than Disney’s implementation.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Queen: “Whos the hottest chick in the land?”

    Mirror: “IDK this pretween I guess”

    Literally everyone:

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See also: Lana Parrilla in Once Upon a Time

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• Bertuccio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “fair” means pale-skinned and her name is Snow White…

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the queen from Snow White though. The girl didn’t mix potions.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re saying that the question she asked the witch asks is “who is the fairest ?” which does not mean “the most beautiful”

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re saying that the question she asked the witch asks is “who is the fairest ?” which does not mean “the most beautiful”

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• Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mirror is a paedo anyway.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A mass surveillance creep too.

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