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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨genfood@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • blackjam_alex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      GOALS

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dating in Wisconsin

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  • MontyBGud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

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    • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

    We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

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    • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
      Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

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      • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

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  • madkins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Crackers love cheese

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

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    • zephr_c@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

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  • TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

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    • Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That would attract far too many women.

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  • Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That whole page is full of wild shit.

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

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      • pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bro tried them all but has skill issue

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

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    • VonCesaw@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night.

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  • JoeKis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤

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  • Tenthrow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know several women this would work on.

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    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Works gooda enough eh?

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Gouda

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

    (This is a joke)

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Book written by Charlie Kelly

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    useless red circle

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    • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…

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  • Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyimUCBIo6c

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!

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  • menjegfikk@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

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  • Squeezer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wisdom.

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  • Schlemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Search for Pink and Brie.

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