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• blackjam_alex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GOALS

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dating in Wisconsin

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• MontyBGud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

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  • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

  We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
    Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

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• madkins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crackers love cheese

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

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  • zephr_c@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

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• TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

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  • Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would attract far too many women.

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• Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That whole page is full of wild shit.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

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    • pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bro tried them all but has skill issue

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

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  • VonCesaw@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night.

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• JoeKis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤

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• Tenthrow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know several women this would work on.

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  • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Works gooda enough eh?

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gouda

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

  (This is a joke)

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Book written by Charlie Kelly

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  • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  useless red circle

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  • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…

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• Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

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• Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyimUCBIo6c

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!

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• menjegfikk@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

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• Squeezer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wisdom.

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• Schlemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Search for Pink and Brie.

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