You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.
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MontyBGud@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Looks like âThe Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraftâ by Kathryn Paulsen.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I donât believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a womanâs heart with cheese. Thatâs just a scientific fact.
frezik@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Itâs true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
niktemadur@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the âpasswordâ was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, âIâll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman âOBEYâ t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheeseâ.frezik@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
madkins@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.
zephr_c@lemm.ee â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.
TommySoda@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I hope some insane person has tried all these things.
Arbiter@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
That would attract far too many women.
Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
That whole page is full of wild shit.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
So youâve tried these techniques and they didnât work? Or have you not tried them at all?
pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Bro tried them all but has skill issue
Gullible@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
âBaby, stop running. I have muenster!â
VonCesaw@lemmy.world [bot] â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
If sheâs running she doesnât know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night.
JoeKis@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Tenthrow@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I know several women this would work on.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Works gooda enough eh?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Gouda
psycho_driver@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?
mechoman444@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!
(This is a joke)
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Book written by Charlie Kelly
Decoy321@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
But itâs not written in
gaelicgibberish?!
Banichan@dormi.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
useless red circle
Redfox8@mander.xyz â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I need the text highlighted please, Iâve no idea what anyone is talking aboutâŚ
Bunnylux@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Iâm sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!
Voyajer@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!
menjegfikk@lemmynsfw.com â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I gave my partner cheese and weâve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.
Squeezer@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Wisdom.
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Search for Pink and Brie.
blackjam_alex@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Image
ivanafterall@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Iâm straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
GOALS
Assman@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Dating in Wisconsin