You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.
giving her 🧀
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MontyBGud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.
frezik@midwest.social 1 month ago
It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.frezik@midwest.social 1 month ago
Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
madkins@lemmy.world 1 month ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.
zephr_c@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.
TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I hope some insane person has tried all these things.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That would attract far too many women.
Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That whole page is full of wild shit.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?
pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bro tried them all but has skill issue
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”
VonCesaw@lemmy.world [bot] 1 month ago
If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night.
JoeKis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tenthrow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know several women this would work on.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Works gooda enough eh?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gouda
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!
(This is a joke)
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Book written by Charlie Kelly
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But it’s not written in
gaelicgibberish?!
Banichan@dormi.zone 1 month ago
useless red circle
Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!
Voyajer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!
menjegfikk@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.
Squeezer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wisdom.
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Search for Pink and Brie.
blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GOALS
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dating in Wisconsin