TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Just do it ✅
Submitted 8 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Do Information Technology
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Must download the app to use hatchet
kshade@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is this one of those hacking tools?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You are technically correct.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Yeah, it’s called a Widlerizer.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The OJ line of hatchets
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 months ago
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
Asafum@feddit.nl 8 months ago
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 months ago
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Would you prefer
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”…?
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
unreachable@lemmy.world 8 months ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
shalafi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI’s version of a “modern” axe. Wouldn’t swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn’t touch it with your dick.
- It’s going to slip out.
- It’s going to bend.
- It’s going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge.
ikidd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
nomous@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Fiskers axes are pretty decent but they don’t have the huge wedge shaped head. And of course, this is a knock off so they probably used the cheapest material they could find.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
“the axe made me do it”
Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh no we need that slogan on so much more. I’m thinking table saws and nail guns. Can’t be worse than the anti procrastination poster in the VA mental health waiting area.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
VA Health Care: We Bet You Don’t Even Have the Balls to Follow Through
If you need help, call 1-800-DO-IT-PUSSY
Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I wouldn’t put it past them honestly. Some Bean Counter has probably at least given the presentation, But have we tried encouraging suicide in order to lower costs?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hey, Paul!
Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Heeeeres Johnny!
Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in
bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Raskolnikov’s axe
Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 8 months ago
DIY
yemmly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
MTK@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!