TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Just do it ✅
Submitted 2 years ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/12c77704-219c-4327-add3-0d78d8b240ec.png
Comments
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Do Information Technology
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Must download the app to use hatchet
kshade@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is this one of those hacking tools?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You are technically correct.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Yeah, it’s called a Widlerizer.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The OJ line of hatchets
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 years ago
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 years ago
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 years ago
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Would you prefer
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”…?
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
unreachable@lemmy.world 2 years ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI’s version of a “modern” axe. Wouldn’t swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn’t touch it with your dick.
- It’s going to slip out.
- It’s going to bend.
- It’s going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge.
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
nomous@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The Fiskers axes are pretty decent but they don’t have the huge wedge shaped head. And of course, this is a knock off so they probably used the cheapest material they could find.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
“the axe made me do it”
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh no we need that slogan on so much more. I’m thinking table saws and nail guns. Can’t be worse than the anti procrastination poster in the VA mental health waiting area.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
VA Health Care: We Bet You Don’t Even Have the Balls to Follow Through
If you need help, call 1-800-DO-IT-PUSSY
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I wouldn’t put it past them honestly. Some Bean Counter has probably at least given the presentation, But have we tried encouraging suicide in order to lower costs?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey, Paul!
Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Heeeeres Johnny!
Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Raskolnikov’s axe
Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 years ago
DIY
yemmly@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
MTK@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!