TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Just do it ✅
Submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do Information Technology
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Must download the app to use hatchet
kshade@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is this one of those hacking tools?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You are technically correct.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Yeah, it’s called a Widlerizer.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The OJ line of hatchets
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 11 months ago
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
Asafum@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 11 months ago
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Would you prefer
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”…?
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
unreachable@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI’s version of a “modern” axe. Wouldn’t swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn’t touch it with your dick.
- It’s going to slip out.
- It’s going to bend.
- It’s going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge.
ikidd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
nomous@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Fiskers axes are pretty decent but they don’t have the huge wedge shaped head. And of course, this is a knock off so they probably used the cheapest material they could find.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
“the axe made me do it”
Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh no we need that slogan on so much more. I’m thinking table saws and nail guns. Can’t be worse than the anti procrastination poster in the VA mental health waiting area.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
VA Health Care: We Bet You Don’t Even Have the Balls to Follow Through
If you need help, call 1-800-DO-IT-PUSSY
Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wouldn’t put it past them honestly. Some Bean Counter has probably at least given the presentation, But have we tried encouraging suicide in order to lower costs?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey, Paul!
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Heeeeres Johnny!
Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Raskolnikov’s axe
Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
DIY
yemmly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!