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Anon goes questing
Submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
teamevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hang on a minute…how do you know you won’t burst into spiders any given moment?
SirDerpy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Humans greatly overestimate probabilities which favor them. So, I’m pretty sure we all are fairly certain no one will spontaneously burst into spiders except politicians and billionaires.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Okay how do you make a shiv out of jello? If you use a freezer, is that cheating?
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
When you make jello, the boiling water lets the gelatin form bonds, which trap the water in the little cells because liquid water likes to glom onto it’s neighbors and it makes it hard for it to get out. Hence it wiggles instead of seeping water or splashing.
If you heat it, the gelatin bonds break and it goes to liquid.
If you leave it at a low temperature with good ventilation, the water molecules will randomly break their loose bond with their neighbors and fly out of the gelatin cell they’re in. As this happens, the gelatin will contract (it “wants” to be about the size of the powder in the box, but it’s caught squishing water) and get rigid, since the gelatin protein is naturally pretty hard (think bone or cartilage).
If the gelatin is too thick, the outer layers will get thin and rigid before the inner, and things will crack. It’ll happen to Jello in the fridge after a bit if you leave it uncovered, which is why you put some plastic wrap on it.All that to say, get your jello about a quarter of an inch thick and leave it in front of the air conditioning vent under your bed, then file it down on the roughest surface in your room.
youtu.be/Oadf4KNYz-I?si=ZusaL2wHNAdAaQCo
This person starts with a tougher gelatin, but it’s the same principle.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This game sucks, the only way to play it is with an invite from someone who is already an extremely high level.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Isn’t that just your parents?
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Depends on how high a level their parents were and if they needed to grind still or already had lots of bank space.
Legendaries can be shared by all characters in your account.
Zozano@lemy.lol 4 months ago
“Extremely high level”
Preteen parents exist.
Something tells me this guy never left the tutorial area.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This shit is pay to win, I might just uninstall again
fossphi@lemm.ee 4 months ago
again
Did you unlock saved games or what?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Buddhist exploit
MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Get paid to win 😉
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just switch to an evil playthrough
ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I wish didn’t get bored of jobs so easily. Like, getting to use a cutting torch sounds fun, but I know that by the time I was any good at it I’d be sick of it already.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Careful, you’re encouraging the “no one wants to work anymore” crowd.
FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This line never made sense. Does anyone WANT to work? I don’t think most want to spend majority of their life making someone else money. Like I’m sure some people find fulfillment in their jobs but for most who are just cogs in a machine, pretty sure they don’t want to work. They HAVE to work to make a living.
I sure would love to not work and focus on building/maintaining communities, a job in public works would be ideal but they don’t pay enough and require too much.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I feel like the only way to respond to that shit is with a simple, “Nobody has wanted to work ever.”
If either: people had the option to get paid at their current rate but not have to do their current job at all anymore…or the opposite, that they were expected to keep working at their current job but were told they’d no longer receive any pay for it ever again…how many do you think would still keep working at that job?
Way less than 1%.
Because (very nearly) nobody wants to work. They want money, and the most common way of getting money is… you guess it…to work.
The whole point of employment is that you’re performing a task that nobody is going to just do for free because they like it…so whomever wants that task to be done has to offer an incentive to get people to do it instead of literally anything else.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Todays quest was drive the company truck down from a mountain top on a dirt road with air in the brake lines. RESPECT +
Klear@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And remember: respect is everything.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Sounds like a fun challenge
fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Did you mean “air leak”?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
So, at the point I became disabled, I was a level 520 buttwiper.
That’s actually not a positive lol
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oof, that sounds like a shitty job. CNA or equivalent? I hear those jobs often lead to disability as well, having to lift patients regularly and such.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Exactly that.
And, yeah, it wrecked me. I would have had to deal with the same stuff eventually, since the arthritis and back issues are a family thing, but I would likely have been still working until around now instead of then without the rigors of the job.
There was a lot of good in the job, but the price was high.
velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Those landlords with thier xp farms.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I got off the main quest line, have now time for my sidequests.
Though not much points in character developement to make there.umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
side quests are terrible for farming gold but i find they allow you to build your character in ways you wouldnt be able to otherwise.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
One great thing about side quests is that you can do them alongside main quests. So while the side quest isn’t great for farming gold, they can fill in the gaps in the main quest.
Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Bruh I’ve been grinding this questline for like 6 years and no drops yet. When do I unlock the health insurance perk?
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 4 months ago
They released the same game on the Euro console, there’s no dlc on that version
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
Well. Less DLC. At least you can opt out of the corporate trackers…
ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Aka. PAL region
Godric@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You gotta find a better questgiver. Some questlines don’t have upgraded questgivers, so you gotta watch out for that.
StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You know what they say about insanity right? Leave your low level tutorial area.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Yeah, you’ll probably need to respec and likely need some new equipment, but there are a lot of quest lines you can follow.