Why won’t women go out with me? My car’s not nice enough, that must be it…
Anon hates fast food
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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HerbSolo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“sorry, I’m not into vore”
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Never thought I would see such a great dating tip on 4chan.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Warms my heart seeing anons looking out for each other
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“the only red thing”?
Whaaat? Does that mean?
13esq@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She’s a red head. It’s “on my burger” that doesn’t make any sense.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Feels sexual (burger -> meat) or cannibalistic (it is 4chan after all).
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Indeed, the line should read “the only thing I need on my meat”.
Cause in addition to objectifying the person just doing their job and not realizing that they are being low key stalked by a loser with no respect for them by calling them a “thing”, OP needs to use the right descriptor to refer to his penis and a flat cooked patty just doesn’t fit the bill.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oh sorry, thanks.
the_joeba@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She’s a redhead, but still a bad joke
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Thanks, I must have glosed over that extremely important piece of text and then made a point not to read it again haha
sparkle@lemm.ee 10 months ago
how many $$$ says she a minor
_core@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
If you hate fats food, why are you in the drive-through?
walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Good general advice: do not hit on people when they are at work.
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Eh, what is he supposed to do then? Creep around until she clocks out? Just give her the space and agency to disengage. Give her your number on a piece of paper. And don’t make it awkward if she doesn’t respond.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But don’t leave time for a response! Hand the paper over as you drop a one-liner (“would love to grab coffee sometime!”) on your way out.
Note to others:
A small fraction of the population will still have their days ruined even by such an unintrusive approach, but to ensure we never bother a single soul we’d need never to interact with anybody. We certainly have to be VERY careful with captive audiences which is why end-of-transaction + departure approaches are a necessity, whereas there’s no such mandate in a nightclub: they’ll have to deal with it if you offer to buy them a drink and, after declining, they still see you on the dance floor later.
You don’t want to absolutely restrict humanity from basic social interactions, and you don’t want to force humanity to offer a social response when they can’t leave from somewhere they’re being paid to be (with pressure to offer good service/be pleasant). There is a happy middle ground.
OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 months ago
This is the way to do it. I used to work retail and it worked with me twice, on the receiving end. As other commenter has said do it on your way out, it's mortifying having to help a customer after/while they're hitting on you, specially if you're super shy as myself.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just… you know… find someone else.
cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
leave a note with your number and the greatest pickup line
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Eh, it depends. If you’ve only ever had customer service interactions with them don’t. But if you’ve actually have a human dynamic it’s very different.
I have no end of creeps hitting on me at work. But there was this one customer who I would just chat with every time they came in. Nothing really flirty, but it was a really welcome distraction from work. Eventually they asked for my number, and it wasn’t weird at all. We even have a date planned tonight.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Best of luck on your date, OneWomanCreamTeam
festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
good luck on your date
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
should go without saying but also: don’t imply you’re going to chop them up and eat them either.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
… don’t people hate it when you lie though?
festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
unless you only want to date people who like vore!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Would it be more or less creepy to wait for them outside to get off work? 🤔
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Just stand outside looking through the window so you can see when she clocks out.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
That’s what I’ve always lived by. But goddamn this dude at getgo is so hot. Haven’t said anything yet cause he working but ugh
Asafum@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I can only speak for myself, but as a guy I would 100% love getting hit on by someone while I was at work.
But then again I literally never get hit on by anyone because basically I’m a balding peewee herman not much taller than Danny Devito so that might have something to do with it lol
Xenny@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You could simply ask for a receipt. Quickly jot your number with a little heart. “Would love to get to know you!” And leave it at that. If he calls he calls otherwise he just throws the receipt in the trash and forgets about it.
notthebees@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Pa mentioned
Gestrid@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
This. They’re already stressed enough as it is dealing with normal everyday work stuff. Don’t throw anything completely unexpected at them. They don’t need that.