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Anon Meets Love

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As soon as the random guy gave Anon his full name and I realized it was the second name we were given I knew it was gonna be some stupid song lyric

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  • neatchee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is Luv?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bay bee don’t hurt me

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LI finally watched the original video to this song and I’m unironically into the song now.

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      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And that’s okay because it is a great song!

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    • DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      _> Luv used to date a girl named Mi-do. _> They broke up when he was still fat, but he still cared for her _> He heard that her new boyfriend was verbally abusing her _> Luv confronted him and said _> Don’t hurt Mi - no more!

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      • neatchee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So… What you say is… Luv love Mi-do? But do Yu know Ai love Yu?

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck you.

    Been ages since I fell for one of these.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yu*

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I caught on as soon as it said the Asian dude’s name

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shot through the heart.

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And you’re to blame

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And Yu’s to blame.

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t know dad jokes were allowed on the Chan

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  • null@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want my 30 seconds back.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    GenX humor

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, these are the greentexts that Lemmy wants. People here downvote racist/xenophobic/sexist/homophobic/etc. posts. So, yes, this post is an innocuous dad joke. If you think you can do better, then post something yourself.

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      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They may have meant it maliciously, but I took it more as just pointing out the group of people most likely to get it. Older millennials like myself get it too, as I’m sure some genz and gena get also, but due to the song coming out when I was 2, I’d expect genx in general to be more familiar.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can confirm.

      Source: Found it funny. Am Gen X.

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  • algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t got got like this since like 2007

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oof. I feel like I just got shot through the heart. I blame you, OP

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, at least the fake joke name is an actual name this time.

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  • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I really thought it was going to be, “Luv Chin Yu is easy cuz your beautiful.”

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why ProJared?

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ohh jeeeez

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